Cabinet reshuffle delayed as PM yet not informed of his decision
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The expected delay in the reshuffle of the federal -...
Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief charged with terrorism
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A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...
‘China Pakistan Eating Corridor’ – PM announces Chinese langar along CPEC route
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BEIJING/ISLAMABAD – After successful talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping...
‘O yahoodan’, Fazl directs casual anti-Semitism towards fly buzzing around his morning tea
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PESHAWAR – Masterfully spotting the Zionist conspiracy flying around his...
PML-N launches first ever Schrodinger’s dharna by both joining and not joining Azadi March
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LAHORE – Keeping up its self-avowed label of progressiveness, the...
Diplomatic crisis after speech on Islamic welfare state lands PM in Xinjiang Muslim re-education...
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A severe diplomatic crisis has ensued between Pakistan and China...
So are those Tiananmen tanks effective for all body types, Imran quietly asks Chinese...
Prime Minister Imran Khan was heard asking Chinese President Xi Jinping on Tuesday whether the tanks used in Tiananmen Square in 1989 also effective...
PM’s UNGA speech lacked practical gesture for Kashmir, like tearing random pieces of paper:...
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MUZAFFARABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari on...
Maleeha Lodhi sacked after UNGA speech like workers were amputated after Taj Mahal’s completion:...
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ISLAMABAD – Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi has congratulated Maleeha...
Responsible citizen Hafiz Saeed files tax returns on terror funds
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LAHORE – After getting a Rs 150,000 monthly stipend approved...
PM suspects he met with fake tycoons while actual tycoons met with other govt...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan on Friday discreetly voiced some suspicions...
‘Do you love her’, teary eyed ‘92 World Cup trophy asks Imran as he...
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“Do you love her” asked a teary eyed 1992 Cricket...
New Islamic TV channel will be like BBC if BBC were like ARY: PM
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The proposed upcoming Islamic channel, which will be a joint...
OMG who’s still listening in 2019, types Zaid Hamid under YouTube video of Zia-ul-Haq...
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“OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid...
Qureshi contacts head of undiscovered Amazonian tribe, apprises on Kashmir issue
As the curfew in Indian Occupied Kashmir entered its second month with no indication of it being lifted anytime soon, Pakistan’s Foreign Minister Shah...
Erdogan calls for dialogue to end Kurdistan dispute
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NEW YORK – Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Tuesday...
Luxurious MBS jet offers complimentary blood absorbent tissues to wipe old bloodstains
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ABOARD MBS’S PRIVATE JET – Vast, majestic and state-of-the-art, the...
