Kartarpur, DHA Phases 8,9,10 also sacred Hindu sites: RSS

Hot on the heels of the decision by the Indian Supreme Court to rule in favour of the Hindu appellants in the Babri Masjid...

Mandir waheen banega, says group of Indian uncles

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A group of Indian WhatsApp Uncles have said that “Mandir...

‘Won’t allow creation of autonomous Kardashian in Northern Syria’, vows Trump

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump launched a new defense...

Rs10/kg rise in lemon price increases India’s defence expenditure by Rs0.5 trillion

NEW DELHI – A one-sixth increase in the per kilogram price of lemons results in a one-sixth increase in India’s defence expenditure, revealed The...

Diplomatic crisis after speech on Islamic welfare state lands PM in Xinjiang Muslim re-education...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A severe diplomatic crisis has ensued between Pakistan and China...

‘Galti se mistake ho gaya,’ Indian Air Force chief says after shooting down own...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – Indian Air Force chief Rakesh Kumar Bhadauria...

I am Malala, writes Mullah Fazlullah in NY Times op-ed

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) I am Malala, for it is she who has given...

‘So that’s what attending my rallies must feel like,’ self-reflects Trump at Howdy Mod

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HOUSTON – Sitting in the front row as Indian Prime...

‘Big fan of your awesome PM, vote for me okay?’ Trump tells both Indian...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – In case his message was still unclear...

Malala speaks on Kashmir but was silent on pretty average Coke Studio season 11:...

Coming down harshly on Nobel Laureate Malala Yousafzai, Indian journalist and commentator Barkha Dutt has said that the former chooses to speak on Kashmir...

Analysts of fifth generation warfare enter third generation

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The analysts, experts, writers and opinion-makers whose...

‘Mombatti mafia behind Amazon fires,’ says Brazilian president Bolsonaro

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIO DE JANEIRO – Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has held...

‘Goodwill ambassadors only have to be good when they will,’ clarifies UN

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – The United Nation has responded to Pakistan's...

Ben Stokes to finalise Brexit after Ashes

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LEEDS – Star England all-rounder Ben Stokes will be given...

Islamophobic Malaysia bans Zakir Naik

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KUALA LUMPUR – Renowned Islamic preacher Zakir Naik was banned...

UNSC, OIC upload red facebook displays in strong response to Kashmir situation 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The United Nations Security Council (UNSC) and the Organisation of...

Democrats set to pass bills in US Senate despite minority using ‘Pakistan Senate formula’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – Despite a 45-53 minority, the senators affiliated with...