Sh Rasheed urges nation to give him second-last chance
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The Federal Minister for Railways Sheikh Rasheed Ahmed urged the...
Woke Fazl adds neoliberalism, climate change to growing list of Azadi March causes
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ISLAMABAD – As the Azadi March demanding the premier’s resignation...
‘Forza JUI-F’ – Govt accuses Azadi March of using Cristiano Ronaldo fans to make...
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TURIN/ISLAMABAD – As tens of thousands protestors affiliated with the...
Pakistan recognises Israel after Hareem Shah accidentally pulls lever under PM’s chair
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Pakistan has inadvertently recognised the State of Israel after social...
Freelancer offering services without after-job incentives sets new bar in suicide bombing industry
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LAHORE – The fast declining suicide bombing industry was given...
FATF places Pakistan on travel bucket list
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PARIS/ISLAMABAD – The FATF has decided to keep Pakistan on...
‘Imran Khan has as much say in govt as I have in PML-N,’ Shehbaz...
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LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif...
Nawaz diagnosed with enlarged genuine votebank
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Former prime minister Nawaz Sharif’s predicaments increased yet again as...
Intellectual badass rebel says he prefers original version over Coke Studio version
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The nation’s cultural ecosystem was thrown into a veritable tempest...
Bilawal says PPP will challenge PS-11 Larkana by-poll voters
Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Bilawal Bhutto Zardari on Friday said that PPP will challenge the result of PS-11 Larkana by-poll voters, where the party...
Duchess of Cambridge, husband conclude Pakistan visit
The Duchess of Cambridge has finally concluded her week-long visit of Pakistan. The charming royal visited Islamabad, Chitral and Lahore during the whirlwind tour....
Heartwarming! Royal couple wore monarchy on sleeves to show respect to Pakistan’s political culture
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ISLAMABAD – The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William...
JUI-F goons to dress up as pro-democracy protestors at massive Halloween rave in capital
ISLAMABAD – Tens of thousands of Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F) affiliated Halloween enthusiast will enter the capital on October 31, dressed up as pro-democracy...
‘Only bash Imran not selectors because it’s our turn to get selected,’ prudent Ahsan...
ISLAMABAD – Urging members and workers of his party to put forth their protest with surgical precision, senior leader of the Pakistan Muslim league-Nawaz...
Royal couple visits ‘Peshawar’ ruins
The visiting Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on Thursday visited the ruins of an ancient, once-thriving city by the name of ‘Peshawar.’
“These are the...
After successful struggle of 23 long years, I’m exactly where I was 23 years...
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ISLAMABAD – Narrating his successful journey and the struggle that...
Shocked royal couple finds strange, bald, man lying in PM house hot tub
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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were in for a...
