PRESS RELEASE – Pakistan is the fifth most populous country of the world and as per the last unofficial census conducted by Pakistan Bureau of Ghazis, it has millions of heretics. Especially…
[The piece below is a work of satire. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.] Customers of telecom provider Jazz from all over Pakistan have reported receiving SMSs from a woman…
In an explosive development, classified Chinese government documents made available to The Dependent reveal that the current tensions between India and China were motivated by the People’s Republic to sell large amounts…
The much criticised decision by the Lahore University of Management Sciences (Lums) to hike their tuition fees considerably has been taken back after it has decided to cash in on an alternate…
Prime Minister Imran Khan on Friday announced his plan on Friday to restart the construction sector in an effort to sustain both the economy and the COVID-19 virus. “I think in the…
Fears of the Corona virus is increasingly easing the transition of companies across the country from meaningless office meeting to meaningless video conferences. “At the end of the day, it’s all about…
The nation has made a pledge that it will go to the cinema theatres of the country to watch the ISPR-produced serial Ehd-e-Wafa in an effort to show to our nemesis across…
ISLAMABAD: The ruling Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf (PTI) has raised international credit rating agency Moody’s credibility rating after it had upgraded Pakistan’s credit rating. Though it has not changed Pakistan’s grade from B3, it…
DUBAI – A week after launching ‘Virtual Ifta’, the world’s first service using Artificial Intelligence (AI) to issue fatwas, the first AI fatwa was issued on Thursday. The first AI fatwa has…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Securities and Exchange Commission of Pakistan expressed strong reservations on Thursday against an ‘irrational’ acquisition offer…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A company owned by retired Air Marshall and alleged political analyst Shahid Latif has won another contract…
With the deadline for biometric verification fast approaching and still a number of account holders unable to make the necessary visit to their respective bank branches for various reasons, SBP (State Bank…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/QUETTA – The nation’s proud and patriotic institution of vegetable vendors, which has always put Pakistan first…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) FAISALABAD – The nation feeling the wrath of economic turmoil amidst currency devaluation and rising inflation has…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) JHANG – Setting the example for the rest of the financially troubled nation to follow, Azam Rafique,…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking set to tech-disrupt the nation’s “toss” industry.…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Leading e-commerce company, Daraz, is bringing 18.11, the ‘Universe’s Biggest Sale Day’, to Planet Earth…
