Dubai based Artificial Intelligence fatwa service’s first fatwa declares direct AI competitor kafir

DUBAI – A week after launching ‘Virtual Ifta’, the world’s first service using Artificial Intelligence (AI) to issue fatwas, the first AI fatwa was...

Rs 50 mn acquisition offer on 2 Taka external valuation clear sign of suspicious...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Securities and Exchange Commission of Pakistan expressed strong reservations...

Contract for new CAA directive for wrapping passengers in plastic also won by Shahid...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A company owned by retired Air Marshall and alleged political...

‘Sever and post’ finger option now available for biometric verification: SBP

With the deadline for biometric verification fast approaching and still a number of account holders unable to make the necessary visit to their respective...

Rs15/kg tomatoes being sold for only Rs15/kg as patriotic vegetable vendors take stringent cuts

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/QUETTA – The nation’s proud and patriotic institution of vegetable...

Lower middleclass man hiding $183 inside sofa cushions responsible for nation’s economic crisis

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) FAISALABAD – The nation feeling the wrath of economic turmoil...

30-year-old patriot prolongs three-decade long boycott of US dollar

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) JHANG – Setting the example for the rest of the...

Profile: These LUMS grads want to disrupt the Rs 300/year “toss” sector

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking...

Next huge Daraz sale to offer you a mammoth 90% off on your own...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Leading e-commerce company, Daraz, is bringing 18.11, the...

Pakistan to adopt gold standard in new barter system economy, reveals Dr Farrukh Saleem

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan would adopt gold standard within the next...

Islamabad police fills water guns with hollandaise sauce in anticipation of TLP mob

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The Capital Territory Police equipped itself with Summer...

Global capitalism under threat as Naya Pakistan’s welfare economy up by hundreds of trillions

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON DC/TEL AVIV/NEW BRUNSWICK/NAYA KARACHI – Global capitalist system is...

Pakistani rupee could fall to Aamir Liaquat levels, experts warn

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – As the Pakistani rupee fell from 115.63 at...

Human-sounding Google Strategic Asset sparks ethics questions

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MOUNTAIN VIEW – The new Google digital strategic asset converses...

Karachi’s Water Tanker mafia unanimously approves country’s first water policy

ISLAMABAD: Lauding the decentralisation of nationwide tankers Karachi’s Water Tanker Mafia has unanimously approved the country’s first ever National Water Policy (NWP) while also...

World Press Freedom Day: Nationwide laundries offer 15% discount on trouser pressing

ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Laundries all over Pakistan agreed to give a 15% discount on ironing of pants, trousers and shalwars on Thursday, May 3, to...

Pakistan to develop first cloud-based storage for disqualified parliamentarians

ISLAMABAD – The National Telecommunications Corporation (NTC) on Wednesday signed an agreement with DQware Inc (DQW), an inventor in digital space for the disqualified,...