LAHORE: After inaugurating Pakistan’s first electricity-run public sector transport project on Sunday, Punjab Chief Minister Usman Buzdar has lauded the Orange Line Train as the ‘formal inauguration of the second wave’ of…
KARACHI: In presumably the latest event in the Captain (retd) Safdar Awan saga, the Avari Towers Hotel in Karachi went missing in the wee hours of Saturday morning. “I was mid-conversation with…
Literally drowning out a number of women in his vicinity, local male ally, Nasir Ahmad, urged his fellow men to stop talking and listen to the women around them for once. “I…
KARACHI – Visibly repulsed by the sight in front of him as he opened the door of his house during the early hours of Wednesday, Korangi resident Akbar Sultan expressed his disgust…
ISLAMABAD – Absorbing the well-deserved plaudits during the official celebrations of the two year anniversary of him being right, veteran critic of the incumbent ruling party Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI), Shoaib Ahmed, was…
The Federal Minister for Climate Change Zartaj Gul Wazir has been appointed as visiting professor of physics at the Forman Christian College, Lahore. “We welcome Ms Wazir as she joins our faculty,”…
The Pakistani segments of twitter were ablaze with fury on Monday after an insensitive and ‘tone-deaf’ local cable ad was released by the Muhammadi Nihari at Mozang Chuungi, Lahore. “I think talking…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ELECTRIC CABLE – The Columbidae police on Thursday registered a case against a female pigeon who was…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Model, actress Uzma Khan and her sister model Huma Khan cowardly caved in to just a little…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A new regulation by the Pakistan Electronic Media Regulatory Authority (Pemra) requires for the television channels to…
In line with Prime Minister Imran Khan’s decision not to clamp down on religious congregations as it would be impossible to do in a free society, the nation’s missing persons were told…
The latest photo challenge to go viral on Twitter is the #MeAt(-0.5) challenge, where users post photos of their sonograms at the end of their second trimester. “So guys, this is me…
As students and parents try to grapple with the fallout from the cancellation of GCSEs A-Level exams this year across the world due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cambridge Assessment International Education (CAIE),…
In one of the ways the natural world is making a comeback as a result of the falling carbon footprint and commercial activities due to the Corona lockdown, the Eagle and Bichu…
A nervous Maria B has revealed in a latest online video press conference that the recent episode involving the arrest of her husband by the Punjab Police did not, in fact, take…
The nation’s misogynists and sexual harassers have filed a record number of applications in the recently created commissioned officer posts in the Corps of Virtue Signals. “Are you ready to serve your…
Keeping in mind the business community’s long tradition of being involved in social causes, McDonald’s has introduced a special Aurat March Burger to display its dedication to women’s rights. “Try our new…
