Heartless Zuckerberg won’t help out despite knowing what you need to text bae next...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) YOUR FACEBOOK CHAT WINDOW – Silently watching you make a...

OMG! Mush’s adorable military coup has grown up to be 20-year-old hottie

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R)...

OMG who’s still listening in 2019, types Zaid Hamid under YouTube video of Zia-ul-Haq...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid...

New TV drama follows college days of property dealers

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A new television drama is causing quite a stir these...

Punjab Police bans dying in police stations

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Following the increase in video clips displaying people...

Zaid Hamid’s plan to stock up on supplies hits hurdle after Slantys (red ones)...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted military theorist, voted sexiest warrior alive five years straight...

‘Restoration of peace in the city has paved way for healthy activities,’ say Karachi’s...

KARACHI – The home minister from the Muttahida Makhee Movement (MMM) said the restoration of peace in Karachi has paved the way for spreading...

3 killed, 4 injured in celebratory hawai firing near ARY office 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Three persons were killed and at least four injured, one...

Alcohol was served openly in ‘70s, says Nadeem Paracha to bleeding man on street...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Alcohol used to be served openly in Pakistan before the...

Persecuted men rising up against efforts to snatch their right to carry out domestic...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Calls to stage nationwide #MenToo rallies gathered pace...

Pakistan edition of science book illustrates babies are made behind wiggling flowers

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – The management of the Beaconhouse School System on...

Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working...

I am employed, get paid more than what I deserve and then they say...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to...

We might be living inside a computer simulation, say physicists inside GTA V

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The universe that we all occupy just might be a...

Proof of PTM foreign funding discovered; must for 9:00 bulletin, run without attribution, says...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Smoking gun proof has been discovered regarding the foreign funding...

Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief arrested

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...

NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good...