What idiot demands PM’s resignation from atop container, asks Imran

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan came down hard on JUI-F chief...

Kashmir still India’s internal matter because visiting EU delegation was anti-Muslim like us: Modi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SRINAGAR – In his first exclusive interview since a group...

‘Baghdadi still alive,’ confirms Osama bin Laden

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the...

PTI changes party motto from ‘Naya Pakistan’ to ‘Watch Till End’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) With the latest poll numbers indicating towards a stagnation in...

Ali Jehangir Siddiqui totally different man after taking up yoga, quitting sugar: Qureshi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi came down hard on criticism...

We even won the 1971 war, nation’s education boards decide

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) At a meeting of a confederation of the nation’s boards...

PM secretariat to also be shut down; Imran to operate out of small office...

In an unprecedented move in PM-designate Imran Khan’s austerity drive, the former has said that, in addition to not living in the PM House,...

Mature Imran Khan decides to accept election results in greater national interest

Showing a maturity becoming of an emerging national leader, Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan has decided to accept the results of the 2018...

Mian Sb’s claim of not being misinterpreted was misinterpreted, maintains Shehbaz

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Khadim-e-aala Shehbaz Sharif said on Friday that Nawaz Sharif’s claim...

NAB takes notice of Khawateen Digest story

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The National Accountability Bureau has, on Wednesday, taken notice of...

Trailblazing Nawaz Sharif starting keto to further rattle the establishment

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Continuing firmly on his pursuit of shaking up...

Veteran National Security Committee caterer shows PM Abbasi dotted line on meeting handout

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – A veteran caterer who has provided refreshments at...

Mumbai attack perpetrators outraged over being called ‘non-state actors’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The masterminds of the 2008 Mumbai attack...

Rouhani becomes first Iran leader to set foot in Persian Gulf waters after Trump...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) TEHRAN/RIYADH/TEL AVIV/WASHINGTON – Iran President Hassan Rouhani has pledged a...

Ahsan Iqbal attacker requests timely release of Rs 1000 cheque

Abid Hussain, the 21-year-old attacker of interior minister Ahsan Iqbal, has requested the authorities for the timely release of the Rs 1000 cheque due...

PTI to stage dharna in Rawalpindi after revealing army rigged ‘13 elections

  The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf is set to stage a dharna in Rawalpindi after Imran Khan revealed that it was the army that had rigged the...

Imran wakes up in strange place with instructions to not trust establishment tattooed on...

A dramatic new development in national politics, as Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf chairman Imran Khan woke up in a strange location with instructions asking him not...