RIYADH/JERUSALEM: Stepping further closer to formalisation of their ties, Saudi Arabia and Israel on Tuesday removed each other from one another’s list of viruses. Israel’s health ministry confirmed that it has added…
TEL AVIV: In a major development in the ongoing changing of long-held positions in the middle east, Israel has agreed to limit itself to its year 2067 borders. “This agreement is going…
NEW YORK/LONDON/BRUSSELS/BERLIN – Scientists have warned that the Kim Jong-un outbreak “could easily resurge” once measures pertaining to premature jubilations over his demise are relaxed. The statement comes after health experts around…
The negotiations between the Afghan Taliban and the United States ended on an emotional note when they observed a moment of silence in the memory of Osama Bin Laden. “He would have…
The New York Times has come under fire after giving Sirajuddin Haqqani a weekly sex column in their print and online editions. The criticism follows the already considerable fallout over the paper…
Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi said on Wednesday that the region cannot afford yet another war. Speaking to himself in an empty room in the Foreign Office, Qureshi said that the recent…
Hot on the heels of the decision by the Indian Supreme Court to rule in favour of the Hindu appellants in the Babri Masjid case, the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) has claimed…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BAGHPAT – Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu met his Pakistani counterpart Imran Khan in the queue to get…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Jaish-e-Muhammad (JeM) Chief Masood Azhar has said he thinks there may be a better…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – After launching a ground-to-space missile on Wednesday, Prime Minister Narendra Modi said hailed his…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump has officially recognised Bahria Town’s sovereignty over the Pakistan Supreme Court.…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump claims he is unfairly being linked to an attacker who had…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PESHAWAR – The Taliban said on Tuesday they had canceled planned peace talks with US officials in…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking at a press conference at the headquarters of the Militaire Relations Publique, French army Chief Général…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – The Bharatya Janata Party (BJP) government in India on Wednesday took notice of reports…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIO DE JANEIRO – Chief Justice of Pakistan Saqib Nisar will head towards Brazil following his retirement…
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – Responding to the CIA having a recording of a phone call in which Saudi Crown…
