Dubai apartment building council disqualifies Musharraf from residential complex elections
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DUBAI – Former military ruler of Pakistan and resident of...
Pakistan needs IMF Presidential system, says Hamza Abbasi
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Changing his thoughts on the matter one more time, Second...
Clerical error causes Pakistan to prematurely recognise Taliban govt in Afghanistan
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A clerical error at the Pakistani Foreign Office in the...
Naughty Hamzu steals favourite candy from Taya Abu’s Kot Lakhpat goody bag
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LAHORE – Taking advantage of the brief moment when nobody...
ANP sends retrospective, posthumous show cause notices to Wali Khan, Ghaffar Khan
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Both Congress leader Ghaffar “Bacha” Khan and his son, NAP/ANP...
Record cigar sales bring Cuba’s bilateral trade with Sheikh Rasheed to all-time high
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HAVANA – Cuba’s economy has suffered since the election of...
Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working...
“Jaani WTF” says Shahid Khan after waking up and reading Facebook notifications
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Waking up early on Sunday morning in the USA, Pakistani...
Dentists still not real doctors, clarify nation’s real doctors in wake of Alvi’s election
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Real MBBS doctors from all over the nation have come...
Self-critical Zaid Hamid files treason case against self for continued failure to wage Ghazwa-e-Hind
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LAHORE – Warrior, analyst, self-fulfilling psychic and butt witness to...
Local village officer still patwari of hearts
CHAK JHUMRA – A little over a week after Punjab government had decided to change his entire existence through Chief Minister Usman Buzdar’s approval...
Imran wakes up in strange place with instructions to not trust establishment tattooed on...
A dramatic new development in national politics, as Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf chairman Imran Khan woke up in a strange location with instructions asking him not...
Former Punjab CM refuses to lend his rain boots to interim Punjab CM
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LAHORE – Lazy journalists, fond of deliciously boring front page...
Proof of PTM foreign funding discovered; must for 9:00 bulletin, run without attribution, says...
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Smoking gun proof has been discovered regarding the foreign funding...
OMG who’s still listening in 2019, types Zaid Hamid under YouTube video of Zia-ul-Haq...
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“OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid...
Shocked MBS finds Wajahat S Khan lying in PM house hot tub
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Saudi Arabia Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman was in for...
‘I can uproot hand-pump with pinkie finger’, intimidating Buzdar whispers in Sunny Deol’s ear
KARTARPUR – Issuing a timely and stern reminder on who was the real macho man in a gathering otherwise designed to promote peace in...
