Dubai apartment building council disqualifies Musharraf from residential complex elections

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Former military ruler of Pakistan and resident of...

Dentists still not real doctors, clarify nation’s real doctors in wake of Alvi’s election

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Real MBBS doctors from all over the nation have come...

Clerical error causes Pakistan to prematurely recognise Taliban govt in Afghanistan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A clerical error at the Pakistani Foreign Office in the...

Pakistan needs IMF Presidential system, says Hamza Abbasi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Changing his thoughts on the matter one more time, Second...

Naughty Hamzu steals favourite candy from Taya Abu’s Kot Lakhpat goody bag 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Taking advantage of the brief moment when nobody...

Record cigar sales bring Cuba’s bilateral trade with Sheikh Rasheed to all-time high

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HAVANA – Cuba’s economy has suffered since the election of...

ANP sends retrospective, posthumous show cause notices to Wali Khan, Ghaffar Khan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Both Congress leader Ghaffar “Bacha” Khan and his son, NAP/ANP...

‘I once dated a member of the royal family’ Aatish Taseer screams jumping out...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Your room - “I once dated a member of the...

“Jaani WTF” says Shahid Khan after waking up and reading Facebook notifications

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Waking up early on Sunday morning in the USA, Pakistani...

Former Punjab CM refuses to lend his rain boots to interim Punjab CM

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Lazy journalists, fond of deliciously boring front page...

Self-critical Zaid Hamid files treason case against self for continued failure to wage Ghazwa-e-Hind

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Warrior, analyst, self-fulfilling psychic and butt witness to...

PPP distributing VIP passes instead of party tickets

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – The Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) has decided to...

Local village officer still patwari of hearts

CHAK JHUMRA – A little over a week after Punjab government had decided to change his entire existence through Chief Minister Usman Buzdar’s approval...

FBR to charge up to 20% tax on social media posts

ISLAMABAD: In an unprecedented move to increase revenue the Federal Board of Revenue (FBR) has decided to impose tax on various social media platform...

Yes, you can build megadam through donations, says Agha Waqar

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted scientist Agha Waqar has rubbished away all doubts about...

Kartarpur, DHA Phases 8,9,10 also sacred Hindu sites: RSS

Hot on the heels of the decision by the Indian Supreme Court to rule in favour of the Hindu appellants in the Babri Masjid...

‘I can uproot hand-pump with pinkie finger’, intimidating Buzdar whispers in Sunny Deol’s ear

KARTARPUR – Issuing a timely and stern reminder on who was the real macho man in a gathering otherwise designed to promote peace in...