‘True patriot Khawaja deliberately performed poorly to be dropped for Pakistan Tests,’ tweets No...

RAWALPINDI/PERTH – Maintaining that Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja is continuing to perform his duty as a ‘true patriotic Pakistani’ this year, the nation’s number...

PCB urges JUI-F to implement Plan C inside Rawalpindi Cricket Stadium next month

LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Taking no chances with the crowd for the first Test match to be held on Pakistani soil for over a decade, the...

‘Not performing because of incompetent team including Akram plus and Miandad plus,’ says captain

ISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s captain has criticised his team for continued failures saying that he does not have the personnel required to do well. In...

Self-respecting hockey team won’t win till you can name 3 current Pakistan players without...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) YOUR CONSCIENCE – The burden of the revival of the...

Afridi tops newly introduced ‘Reemerging’ category in PSL draft

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Flamboyant all-rounder Shahid Afridi topped the charts when...

Pakistan cricket needs experienced newcomers: Ramiz Raja

LAHORE – In his latest razor sharp critique of Pakistan cricket in ‘Ramiz Speaks’, former captain and leading commentator Ramiz Raja urged Chief Selected...

‘Aakhri achha kar,’ Sarfaraz shouts at local tandoorwaala ahead of sixth and final kulcha

FAISALABAD – Following his team Sindh’s 66-run defeat against Northern in the ongoing National T20 Cup on Thursday, now former Pakistan cricket team captain...

Pakistan suffering from overdose of Akmal blood: PCB report 

A damning internal report of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has said that the team’s recent losses to a second string Sri Lanka side...

New Zeera Plus campaign to see Umar Akmal being dunked in large teacup at...

LAHORE – The marketing department of LU’s popular Zeera Plus biscuits is all set to launch a new promising campaign during the third T20I...

War of words between Coach, Chief selector after embarrassing loss to Sri Lanka 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The first chinks in the new Pakistan Cricket set up...

Defiant Karachi rejects centre’s plans for the city

KARACHI – Weeks after the federal government had hinted at a plan to assume administrative charge of the city under Article 149 (4) of...

Abid Ali destabilising team by scoring runs: Inzamam-ul-Haq

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Ex-captain and former chief selector of Pakistan cricket...

‘Thankfully those in-charge of Pakistan team’s recent failures are no longer at helm,’ says...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Speaking ahead of the three-match ODI series against...

Missed taking the blame for everything wrong in Pakistan: Misbah

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – In his first exclusive interview since taking over...

Another high-profile, self-important cricketer being trained for Project Riasat-e-Madina

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – Another high-profile, self-important all-rounder and former captain of...

Entire Pakistan cricket squad fails to complete fitness test after biryani ban

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The entire 20-man squad of probables for the...

Afridi doing 2-minute cameos again

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Former captain of the Pakistan cricket team and...