Heartless Zuckerberg won’t help out despite knowing what you need to text bae next...
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YOUR FACEBOOK CHAT WINDOW – Silently watching you make a...
OMG! Mush’s adorable military coup has grown up to be 20-year-old hottie
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LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R)...
OMG who’s still listening in 2019, types Zaid Hamid under YouTube video of Zia-ul-Haq...
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“OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid...
New TV drama follows college days of property dealers
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A new television drama is causing quite a stir these...
Punjab Police bans dying in police stations
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LAHORE – Following the increase in video clips displaying people...
Zaid Hamid’s plan to stock up on supplies hits hurdle after Slantys (red ones)...
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Noted military theorist, voted sexiest warrior alive five years straight...
‘Restoration of peace in the city has paved way for healthy activities,’ say Karachi’s...
KARACHI – The home minister from the Muttahida Makhee Movement (MMM) said the restoration of peace in Karachi has paved the way for spreading...
3 killed, 4 injured in celebratory hawai firing near ARY office
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Three persons were killed and at least four injured, one...
Alcohol was served openly in ‘70s, says Nadeem Paracha to bleeding man on street...
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Alcohol used to be served openly in Pakistan before the...
Persecuted men rising up against efforts to snatch their right to carry out domestic...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Calls to stage nationwide #MenToo rallies gathered pace...
Pakistan edition of science book illustrates babies are made behind wiggling flowers
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – The management of the Beaconhouse School System on...
Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working...
I am employed, get paid more than what I deserve and then they say...
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Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to...
We might be living inside a computer simulation, say physicists inside GTA V
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The universe that we all occupy just might be a...
Proof of PTM foreign funding discovered; must for 9:00 bulletin, run without attribution, says...
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Smoking gun proof has been discovered regarding the foreign funding...
Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief arrested
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A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...
NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs
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“AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good...
