5, types #FourthMostIntelligentNation in comments section to see full picture of woman

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The world’s fourth most intelligent nation has typed ‘5’ in...

Profile: These LUMS grads want to disrupt the Rs 300/year “toss” sector

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking...

Kohsar Market Islamabad has highest Marxists-per-capita ratio in country: Economic Survey of Pakistan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Kohsar Market, located in sector F-6/3, Islamabad has the highest...

We saw the Ding-Dong Bubble ad again and, seriously, it’s problematic AF, says Mangobaaz

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The nation’s premiere hub of literary criticism and authors of...

Proof of PTM foreign funding discovered; must for 9:00 bulletin, run without attribution, says...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Smoking gun proof has been discovered regarding the foreign funding...

Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working...

Alcohol was served openly in ‘70s, says Nadeem Paracha to bleeding man on street...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Alcohol used to be served openly in Pakistan before the...

Spotted black hole back in 2015, head of Ruet-e-Hilal Committee Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman claims

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Just a  day after the world saw the very first...

OMG who’s still listening in 2019, types Zaid Hamid under YouTube video of Zia-ul-Haq...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid...

Quaid-e-Azam University to rename student hostel’s laundry room after Captain Safdar

  ISLAMABAD – After ignoring Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader Captain Safdar’s National Assembly motion to change the name of the physics centre in advance,...

‘Friendship ended with China, now Turkey is my all-weather friend’ posters spring up on...

LAHORE – Banners with pictures of Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan and Punjab Chief Minister Shehbaz Sharif, the newly appointed president of the ruling...

I am employed, get paid more than what I deserve and then they say...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to...

Nation’s women urged to take responsibility of cutting and distributing Women’s Day cake around...

In a heartwarming display of women empowerment, the management of all the offices of the nation urged the women workforce to take a leadership...

Pakistan edition of science book illustrates babies are made behind wiggling flowers

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – The management of the Beaconhouse School System on...

Chinese couple leaves country after neighbours send them “Chicken Chumian” and “Fried Lullipop”

  In a shocking disregard for neighbourly graces, a Chinese couple left Pakistan on tuesday after their next door neighbours reciprocated their gesture of sending...

New TV drama follows college days of property dealers

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A new television drama is causing quite a stir these...

‘No, next year’s Valentine’s probably won’t be any better’ Pakistan Bureau of Statistics tells...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking specifically to you, The Pakistan Bureau of Statistics (PBS)...