Profile: These LUMS grads want to disrupt the Rs 300/year “toss” sector
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An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking...
5, types #FourthMostIntelligentNation in comments section to see full picture of woman
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The world’s fourth most intelligent nation has typed ‘5’ in...
Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working...
Alcohol was served openly in ‘70s, says Nadeem Paracha to bleeding man on street...
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Alcohol used to be served openly in Pakistan before the...
Proof of PTM foreign funding discovered; must for 9:00 bulletin, run without attribution, says...
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Smoking gun proof has been discovered regarding the foreign funding...
OMG who’s still listening in 2019, types Zaid Hamid under YouTube video of Zia-ul-Haq...
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“OMG, who’s still listening in 2019,” alleged political commentator Zaid...
New TV drama follows college days of property dealers
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A new television drama is causing quite a stir these...
Pakistan edition of science book illustrates babies are made behind wiggling flowers
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – The management of the Beaconhouse School System on...
I am employed, get paid more than what I deserve and then they say...
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Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to...
Kohsar Market Islamabad has highest Marxists-per-capita ratio in country: Economic Survey of Pakistan
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Kohsar Market, located in sector F-6/3, Islamabad has the highest...
Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief arrested
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A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...
Punjab Police bans dying in police stations
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LAHORE – Following the increase in video clips displaying people...
‘Restoration of peace in the city has paved way for healthy activities,’ say Karachi’s...
KARACHI – The home minister from the Muttahida Makhee Movement (MMM) said the restoration of peace in Karachi has paved the way for spreading...
OMG! Mush’s adorable military coup has grown up to be 20-year-old hottie
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LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R)...
3 killed, 4 injured in celebratory hawai firing near ARY office
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Three persons were killed and at least four injured, one...
Zaid Hamid’s plan to stock up on supplies hits hurdle after Slantys (red ones)...
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Noted military theorist, voted sexiest warrior alive five years straight...
NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs
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