(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
“AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good looks. Ur pics are always graceful and nice and u always share very funny and interesting things” read a message in The Dependent’s inbox from the Chairman of the National Accountability Bureau (NAB) Justice (r) Javed Iqbal.
Justice Iqbal, who was evidently sliding into The Dependent’s DMs, seemed to be using the not-at-all-creepy-nice-guy approach to try and talk to The Dependent.
“I have been noticing ur posts for very long time and have become your great admirer. Pls i would very much like if we could be friends and chit chat often again and again” read the follow up message.
Naturally creeped out by the unwanted attention from this random creep, but also used to such advances, The Dependent chose to seen-zone the NAB Chairman as a time tested solution. However, he turned out to be one of those, and his tone quickly changed after he was seen-zoned.
“Oh so now u will not even reply me? At least reply b****, is this your mother father manners?” he messaged.
“Arrogant ku**i” followed the next message, before the conversation took a completely inexplicable turn.
“I am sorry” he said before quicklu following with “Pls show Bobs” along with a shirtless picture of himself. It was at this point that The Dependent finally blocked Justice Iqbal.