After ‘Howdy Modi’, Boris Johnson to organise massive ‘Blimey Immy!’ rally for good friend...
LAHORE – The entire 20-man squad of probables for the upcoming ODI and T20I series against Sri Lanka later this month failed their surprise...
Pakistan trained, hid, linked to Al-Qaeda,’ PM categorically responds to amateur Bin Laden question
NEW YORK – Pakistan trained al-Qaeda, hid its chief and has maintained links with the terrorist outfit long afterwards, Prime Minister Imran Khan said...
PM Khan secures free ride back to Bani Gala in meeting with Uber Chief
Prime Minister Imran Khan who is currently on ‘Mission Kashmir’ in New York for seven days to attend the UNGA Session was able to...
Tahir-ul-Qadri announces retirement from Test marches
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TORONTO – Pakistan Awami Tehreek (PAT) Chairman Dr Tahirul Qadri...
‘Don’t mistake our civilian economy for our military economy,’ Sheikh Rasheed warns India
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MUZAFFARABAD – Federal Minister for Railways Sheikh Rasheed Ahmed on...
From Ghaznavi to Ghotki, all part of 1,000-year-old conspiracy against my UNGA speech: PM...
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ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan said that the Ghotki...
Sharifs fight over family bucket after ordering midnight deal from Boot-Panda
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LAHORE – After taking an entirety to order what they...
KP govt issues province-wide order limiting all school-going female students to a maximum of...
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Responding to the rise in sexual harassment incidents in Khyber...
‘I once dated a member of the royal family’ Aatish Taseer screams jumping out...
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Your room - “I once dated a member of the...
‘Vanity Fair’s profile of PM Khan riddled with factual errors’, claims Bushra Maneka’s third...
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Joining humans, politicians, party loyalists and other...
Malala speaks on Kashmir but was silent on pretty average Coke Studio season 11:...
Coming down harshly on Nobel Laureate Malala Yousafzai, Indian journalist and commentator Barkha Dutt has said that the former chooses to speak on Kashmir...
PTI changes party motto from ‘Naya Pakistan’ to ‘Watch Till End’
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With the latest poll numbers indicating towards a stagnation in...
PTI changes party motto from ‘Naya Pakistan’ to ‘Watch Till End’
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With the latest poll numbers indicating towards a stagnation in...
‘Under PPP rule Kashmiris will only be killed by malnutrition not Hindutva mobs,’ vows...
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari on...
Newest Great Game about to start on lazy geopolitical analyst’s MS Word file
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WINDOWS 95 – The Newest Great Game to exploit the...
Neutral venue UAE to host Indo-Pak war
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ABU DHABI/ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI – Amidst continued uncertainty over Pakistan and...
Ruling party has right to take administrative control of federal govt, says optimistic Naseem
An optimistic Federal Law Minister Farogh Naseem on Saturday said that the ruling party has the constitutional right to take control of the federal...
