Multiple TLY factions, religious parties to unite Muslim Ummah separately

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – After the arrest of Tehrik Labbaik Ya Rasool...

‘Only thing I’d like to drag is the duration of our lovely evening walks,’...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After making a statement by choosing to enter...

Prudent Ahsan Iqbal picks contempt of court over contempt of Khadim Rizvi

ISLAMABAD – Federal Interior Minister Ahsan Iqbal maintained that he would rather take the contempt of the Islamabad High Court (IHC) than contempt of...

Questions raised over PM’s pre-election vow of handsomeness after failure to charm IMF chief

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/DUBAI – Prime Minister Imran Khan has been accused of...

Nehal Hashmi laminates contempt of court notice

ISLAMABAD – After the Supreme Court (SC) on Wednesday issued another contempt of court notice against Nehal Hashmi for his latest 'inflammatory' speech targeting...

Trump-Kim summit should set precedent for Hamza-Ayesha peace talks: Shehbaz

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Former Punjab chief minister Shehbaz Sharif on Tuesday...

Nawaz should be charged for 1999 coup, Lal Masjid, APML, my Dubai apartment arrears:...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Former military dictator General (retd) Pervez Musharraf on...

‘Always choose tease over tirade,’ Nisar advises Trump

ISLAMABAD – Former interior minister Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan on Wednesday lambasted the skill of conducting press conferences depicted by US President Donald Trump,...

Govt orders inquiry into how (still running) govt ad got aired

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Taking strict action against a government advertisement still being run...

Imran pitches World Cup winning captain from Mianwali as NAB chairman nominee

ISLAMABAD – After rejecting the names proposed by the government and the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) for the appointment of National Accountability Bureau (NAB)...

Vengeful India launches surgical strike on ‘Tere Mast Mast Do Nain’, ‘Dil Diyan Gallan’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – After spotting two key strategic hideouts of...

Calls for presidential system rooted in Pakistan’s inability to deal with a post-Mamnoon world...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – The growing demand for the presidential system is...

Shall seek Malaysia’s help in learning how to crack down on Islamophobia in Pakistan:...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan has said that his government will...

Imran Ismail to demolish Bilawal House’s walls with powerful voice

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – In what is being seen as a first...

Former spymaster accused of defaming Army by claiming it eliminated world’s most wanted terrorist

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – Retired Lieutenant General Asad Durrani, former spy chief...

Aamir Liaquat hosts joint PPP-PTI pre-Ramzan circus in Karachi after IHC ban

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – A pre-Ramzan circus was jointly organised by the...

Classified strategy on 2023 poll to be retyped after alphabets in ‘ladla’ rearranged for...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – The first draft of the classified documents for...