Man turns up car radio volume to drown out strange noise coming from engine
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Hoping against hope that it would somehow fix itself, local...
Crisis in news media: massive layoffs at Geo; Mangoo to host Capital Talk
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The twin-scourge of censorship and financial crisis in the Pakistani...
Quick-thinking Naeem-ul-Haque uses Pakistan Citizen Portal to ask PM to wipe bread crumb off...
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ISLAMABAD – Reaffirming that it is the quickest way to...
Upset at misrepresentation in West, says nation that has to be reminded not to...
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According to a recent poll Opacity International, Pakistani citizens are...
Adorable! Cute mera basta hai kid handed gun, made to kill 5 crew members...
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Remember that adorable kid from that viral video? The one...
Time is ripe to get concession from tailor who murdered my colleagues, says analyst
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Local political analyst Zarar Khuhro on Tuesday noted how it...
We saw the Ding-Dong Bubble ad again and, seriously, it’s problematic AF, says Mangobaaz
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The nation’s premiere hub of literary criticism and authors of...
Moody Shehbaz reluctantly clears out top bunk as Nawaz moves back to Jaati Umra
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Jati Umra - Mumbling indistinguishable words under his breath, leader...
Police finally arrest ‘desperate intruder’ inside PM House
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In a bizarre turn of events, the Islamabad Capital Territory...
Local liberal blames Zia ul Haq for radicalization, receding hairline
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Speaking on the 41st anniversary of General Zia ul Haq’s...
Thousands set out to observe traditional Pakistani ritual of getting stuck in Murree on...
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Our Boyses Correspondent
Murree
Thousands of devotees across the country are packing...
National search for new excuse for low productivity commences as Ramzan ends
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Our Ramzan Correspondent
Islamabad
With the Ramzan officially at its end, the...
Heroic war correspondent Wajahat S Khan bravely dispels myth that tea whitener corporates don’t...
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Once again risking his life for purposes of journalistic integrity,...
Bahria University engineering students given vernier calipers to measure distances between men and women
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – Engineering students from all Bahria University campuses have...
Kohsar Market Islamabad has highest Marxists-per-capita ratio in country: Economic Survey of Pakistan
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Kohsar Market, located in sector F-6/3, Islamabad has the highest...
Local man’s entire existence centres around proving Amir Khan took steroids for Dangal
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Saleem Butt, a local Lahori might seem like a normal...
Hamdard’s new no-sugar, no-calorie Rooh Afza to be empty bottles of Rooh Afza
The Hamdard corporation has finally revealed the product packaging of the no-sugar, no-calories version of its most iconic product: Rooh Afza.
At a product launch...
