Ugh, I don’t have Murree “Fenyl” Brewery stuff, says cop while denying whiskey bribe...
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Assistant Sub-inspector Shabbir Butt has strongly denied allegations of his...
‘Hope Sarfraz gets away with it, especially what he said at 0:08 cc: @ICC,’...
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RAWALPINDI – Former speedster Shoaib Akhtar called out Pakistan Captain...
Pakistan ranks lowest in patriotism index after only 11% preferred peace over war
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ISLAMABAD – According to a survey conducted by Gallup, Pakistan...
Women’s cycle rally cancelled in Peshawar after low participation of photogenic westerners
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PESHAWAR – The first women's bicycle rally scheduled to take...
No force can undo Pakistan, says Woman (#Arms Folded, #Spectacles, #Confident: Getty Images)
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Despite all the nefarious designs against it, Pakistan is here...
Error 404, says Cynthia Ritchie during internet outage
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Noted not-a-journalist-but-strategic-communications-consultant Cynthia Ritchie said “Error 404” after a short...
Upcoming channel promises brave journalism, suppression, muted journalism, financial troubles, layoffs, closure
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An exciting new entrant to the nation’s lively news media...
Hamza Ali Abbasi submits application to become official pinna/charkhi holder to PM this basant
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Only a day has passed since the ban on basant was lifted by...
It could be argued that Pakistan won ‘71 war, says white person found on...
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Saying that there was definitely room for arguing that Pakistan...
‘Just something in my eye’ says Hamza Abbasi wiping away tears after Murad Saeed...
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Wiping away from his eyes what were clearly tears but...
Just btw, Dentists still not real Doctors, nation’s real Doctors reaffirm
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Real Doctors that have actually done their MBBS from all...
Shall be going for a simple, three day wedding next time, says Muneeb Butt...
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Saying that while the entire never ending wedding thing was...
Ruet-e-Hilal committee sights irony in PTI govt taking action against TLP
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ISLAMABAD – The Central Ruet-e-Hilal committee met on Sunday evening...
Nation’s uncles urge media to give follow up on that Czech model
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In a strongly worded rebuke, the nation’s uncles have reprimanded...
#DeepCheat: Celebrity wedding in South Asia grabs headlines
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KARACHI – The paparazzi hogged a dramatic celebrity wedding this...
‘Major political wedding’ to be held at Punjab Assembly so Ch Nisar can finally...
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RAWALPINDI – After Chaudhry Nisar surprisingly appeared at a high...
Man proves Riemann Hypothesis in all the time he saves by typing “k” instead...
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They say time management is the key to a more...
