Exclusive: Leaked audio of NAB chairman flirting with “Welcome to Ufone helpline” voice menu
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Audio recordings of the Chairman of the National Accountability Bureau...
Profile: These LUMS grads want to disrupt the Rs 300/year “toss” sector
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An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking...
5, types #FourthMostIntelligentNation in comments section to see full picture of woman
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The world’s fourth most intelligent nation has typed ‘5’ in...
Spotted black hole back in 2015, head of Ruet-e-Hilal Committee Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman claims
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Just a day after the world saw the very first...
Encouraging new Punjab Food Authority survey reveals traces of chicken in chicken products
An encouraging new survey conducted by the Punjab Food Authority (PFA) has revealed a surprising amount of chicken traces in the chicken products sold...
‘Have nothing personal against MNAs’ says Hamza Ali Abbasi while throwing darts at picture...
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Actor Hamza Ali Abbasi has clarified that his recent tweets...
Westeros-style Iron Throne solution ideal to get rid of MNAs’ influence: Hamza Abbasi
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Third-lead of Jawani Phir Nahi Aani Hamza Ali Abbasi has...
Pakpattan man released, appointed minister after claiming homemade airplane fueled by water
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PAKPATTAN – Muhammad Fayaz, the resident of Pakpattan’s Chak No32/SP...
‘PUBG,’ says uncle without any context in last-ditch effort to connect with nephews
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Mudassir Haider, an uncle of four, has attempted to reach...
Nation observes Bhagat Singh birth anniversary by pretending to know what Bhagat Singh did
The nation observed Bhagat Singh’s birthday today as thousands thronged to parks, museums, libraries and even social media and pretended to know what, exactly,...
‘No need to be so hard on guests like Czech model’ says man who...
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Local man Sarwar Ahmed, who has for the past two...
Anti-cancer rally shouldn’t have used such strong words against cancer, say tobacco industry executives
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Saying that it was unbecoming of young anti-cancer youth and...
Local misogynist locates all of his three-and-a-half pairs of socks to successfully defeat Aurat...
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LAHORE – After copy pasting the same detailed text manifesting...
Nation’s women urged to take responsibility of cutting and distributing Women’s Day cake around...
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In a heartwarming display of women empowerment, the management of...
Literature festival panellist discreetly Googles ‘hermeneutics’ meaning on phone while nodding head to moderator’s...
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Raheem Hassan, a panelist at a talk at the Lahore...
Local man who hasn’t spoken to own brother for 21 years has elaborate plan...
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Lahore
Arshad Hussain Bhatti, a 54-year-old Lahori who has...
‘No, next year’s Valentine’s probably won’t be any better’ Pakistan Bureau of Statistics tells...
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Speaking specifically to you, The Pakistan Bureau of Statistics (PBS)...
