Westeros-style Iron Throne solution ideal to get rid of MNAs’ influence: Hamza Abbasi


(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

Third-lead of Jawani Phir Nahi Aani Hamza Ali Abbasi has taken to Facebook and Twitter and announced that a Westeros-style Iron Throne solution would be ideal to rid the government of the influence of errant legislators.

“I am beginning to feel that PAKISTAN needs Westeros-style Iron Throne solution to get rid of the powerful MNA/MPA influence, abolition of present provinces & administrative divisions made into Seven Kingdoms with quasi-powerful local Lords,” he wrote.

“The occupant of the Iron Throne will have the freedom to do whatever His Grace would want and the influence of the MNAs and MPAs would be be negligible on account of there being no MNAs and MPAs.”

“I find that Imran Khan, after being King in the North, is uniquely placed to be the occupant of aforementioned Iron Throne,” he said in a subsequent tweet.

“Only fake desi liberal find fault his approach to seek dialogue with the White Walkers. That all will change when they see th..”, he said in his last known tweet, after which he has not been heard of since.

Till the filing of this report, an ashen white, blue eyed Abbasi has been seen by Murree locals in a zombie-like stagger towards Islamabad.