Private schools association starts #IAmEhsanullahEhsan campaign
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Private schools in Lahore and across the country were forced...
Spread terror in Muslim world at US request so blame them pretty please, pouts...
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RIYADH – The Saudi-funded spread of Wahhabism began as a...
Mark Zuckerberg marks himself safe on Facebook after privacy scandal
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Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg marked himself safe on...
Rangers deployment increased around butthurt sentiments as Malala returns home
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LAHORE/KARACHI/ISLAMABAD/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Large contingents of law enforcement agencies, spearheaded by...
Nawaz Sharif to organise rally against Pakistani judiciary, establishment if Steve Smith not disqualified
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ISLAMABAD – Ousted Prime Minister and former president of the...
Will keep throwing tantrums till Nawaz says he loves me back, resilient Nisar says
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ISLAMABAD – Veteran Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and former...
Establishment not behind PTI, says caller from unknown number
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The so-called establishment or deep state, as it is also...
PTI ‘set to sweep’ Ramzan transmission seats this year
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KARACHI – After televangelist and politician Dr Aamir Liaquat Hussain...
New battle lines: Agriculture Division will stand by judiciary if needed
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If statements from the PML-N and the Ministry...
Declaration of favourite music band compulsory before joining govt, Army and judiciary: IHC
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ISLAMABAD – The Islamabad High Court (IHC) on Friday announced...
Shehbaz Sharif elected as new Nawaz Sharif
ISLAMABAD: Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) on Tuesday elected Punjab Chief Minister Shehbaz Sharif as the party’s new Nawaz Sharif.
Shehbaz who had been serving as...
Boots to decide elections
AABPARA – After one of them decided to fling itself into action right on the face of the former Prime Minister and former President...
Musharraf to hold court in contempt of Musharraf
If the apex judiciary does not immediately cease and desist from following up on treason cases against him, he will hold them in contempt...
Another setback for Nawaz as bakery out of lemon tarts
The embattled Quaid of the Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) has suffered yet another blow as the bakery that he visited was out of lemon...
Won’t bow down to US demands of making Pakistan peaceful: Khawaja Asif
ISLAMABAD – Foreign Minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif said on Thursday that the state will not try to make Pakistan a more peaceful and safer...
Supreme Court disqualifies Nawaz-Shehbaz hug
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ISLAMABAD – As an extension of its earlier verdict the...
Actual Bani Gala NOC was stolen by ‘Faisal Subhan’: Imran Khan
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The actual No Objection Certificate of the Bani Gala estate...
