Musharraf announces grand alliance of 23 political parties, voters

In a major political development, former President Pervez Musharraf has announced a grand alliance comprising of a total of 23 political parties and voters. The...

Fata-KP merger will not affect Fata’s unique investment climate: Haqqani

UNDISCLOSED - The upcoming merger of Fata and Khyber Pakhtunkhwa will not affect the former’s unique investment climate, Jalaluddin Haqqani told a delegation of...

Mumbai attack perpetrators outraged over being called ‘non-state actors’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The masterminds of the 2008 Mumbai attack...

Concerned about Afghan involvement in Afghanistan: FO

  The Pakistan Foreign Office on Saturday expressed concern on the ever-increasing Afghan involvement in Afghanistan. “We would like to urge the international community to take...

Nouman Ali Khan to lead far-right political coalition as nation urged to make dua...

  RAWALPINDI – The nation has been urged to make dua for the hot fantasy as Nouman Ali Khan becomes the latest Islamist entity to...

Freedom of speech does not mean freedom of speech: Chaudhry Nisar

ISLAMABAD: Federal Interior Minister of Pakistan Chaudhary Nisar Ali Khan has ordered the Cyber Crime Wing Federal Investigation Authority (FIA) to take immediate action...

PML-N sets up electoral butcher shops in NA-120

LAHORE- The ruling Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) has set up electoral butcher shops in Lahore’s NA-120 constituency where the by-election would be held to...

Kashmir still India’s internal matter because visiting EU delegation was anti-Muslim like us: Modi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SRINAGAR – In his first exclusive interview since a group...

Private schools association starts #IAmEhsanullahEhsan campaign

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Private schools in Lahore and across the country were forced...

We even won the 1971 war, nation’s education boards decide

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) At a meeting of a confederation of the nation’s boards...

Linguists urge military to name operation in Seraiki for optimum impact 

ISLAMABAD: The Department of Linguistics at the Quaid-e-Azam University (QAU) Islamabad has urged the military to name their future counter-terror operation in Seraiki for...

Veteran National Security Committee caterer shows PM Abbasi dotted line on meeting handout

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – A veteran caterer who has provided refreshments at...

Facebook to add ‘Kafir! Kafir!’ emoji reaction amidst clampdown on blasphemous content

ISLAMABAD – In a major development, the Facebook administration has agreed to add a ‘Kafir! Kafir!’ emoji reaction to its six existing choices with...

Will keep throwing tantrums till Nawaz says he loves me back, resilient Nisar says

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Veteran Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and former...

Accountability court allows Nawaz, Maryam to be represented by video footage from previous hearings

ISLAMABAD – After thrice-elected, thrice-deposed prime minister Nawaz Sharif on Wednesday repeated the exact same words in the accountability court hearing for the third...

What idiot demands PM’s resignation from atop container, asks Imran

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan came down hard on JUI-F chief...

Services down due to massive Pakistani traffic searching for meaning of ‘infructuous’: Google

  In an emergency press conference internet search engine behemoth admitted that its servers were down and that its engineering team were working non-stop to...