Imran wakes up in strange place with instructions to not trust establishment tattooed on...
A dramatic new development in national politics, as Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf chairman Imran Khan woke up in a strange location with instructions asking him not...
Zardari joins PTI after finally gaining majority in party
Co-chairman Pakistan People's Party (PPP) Asif Ali Zardari has joined the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) after finally gaining majority in the latter party, with the...
Non-Muslims not really kafir, says Saudi crown prince
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RIYADH – Saudi Arabia’s powerful crown prince has said that...
Trailblazing Nawaz Sharif starting keto to further rattle the establishment
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LAHORE – Continuing firmly on his pursuit of shaking up...
NAB takes notice of Khawateen Digest story
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The National Accountability Bureau has, on Wednesday, taken notice of...
PTI changes party motto from ‘Naya Pakistan’ to ‘Watch Till End’
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With the latest poll numbers indicating towards a stagnation in...
Court maintains Imran Khan’s eligibility to complain about 2018, 2023 polls rigging
The Supreme Court on Friday maintained the eligibility of Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan to complain about rigging in the 2018 and 2023...
Time-travelling future Imran Khan warns present Imran Khan against supporting establishment
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In a significant development in both the nation’s civil-military relations...
Waive off notice period as leave without pay, Pakistan tells US in resignation letter
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ISLAMABAD/WASHINGTON – In its formal resignation letter the Foreign Office...
NAB to investigate if Musharraf really imposed martial law
ISLAMABAD – The National Accountability Bureau's (NAB) executive board decided on Friday to investigate allegations against former president Pervez Musharraf of "imposing martial law"...
Nouman Ali Khan to lead far-right political coalition as nation urged to make dua...
RAWALPINDI – The nation has been urged to make dua for the hot fantasy as Nouman Ali Khan becomes the latest Islamist entity to...
Dila Teer Bija song joins PTI
In a major political development, the song Dila Teer Bija, the political anthem of the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) has joined the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf...
Facebook to add ‘Kafir! Kafir!’ emoji reaction amidst clampdown on blasphemous content
ISLAMABAD – In a major development, the Facebook administration has agreed to add a ‘Kafir! Kafir!’ emoji reaction to its six existing choices with...
Ishaq Dar will always be finance minister of hearts: Marriyum Aurangzeb
Though the federal finance minister seemed set to lose his portfolio in the aftermath of being declared a proclaimed offender and subsequently claiming he...
I also offered myself Rs 10 billion to stay quiet on Panama but I...
Hot on the heels of his shocking allegations that prime minister Nawaz Sharif offered him a whopping Rs 10 billion to stay quiet on...
Nawaz files watertight SC review petitions entitled ‘mujhay kyun nikala’ and ‘mera kya qasoor...
ISLAMABAD – Two of the three petitions filed by ousted prime minister Nawaz Sharif on Tuesday in the Supreme Court to review and stay...
We even won the 1971 war, nation’s education boards decide
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At a meeting of a confederation of the nation’s boards...
