Zardari joins PTI after finally gaining majority in party  

Co-chairman Pakistan People's Party (PPP) Asif Ali Zardari has joined the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) after finally gaining majority in the latter party, with the...

Trailblazing Nawaz Sharif starting keto to further rattle the establishment

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Continuing firmly on his pursuit of shaking up...

Imran wakes up in strange place with instructions to not trust establishment tattooed on...

A dramatic new development in national politics, as Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf chairman Imran Khan woke up in a strange location with instructions asking him not...

Non-Muslims not really kafir, says Saudi crown prince

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIYADH – Saudi Arabia’s powerful crown prince has said that...

PTI changes party motto from ‘Naya Pakistan’ to ‘Watch Till End’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) With the latest poll numbers indicating towards a stagnation in...

NAB takes notice of Khawateen Digest story

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The National Accountability Bureau has, on Wednesday, taken notice of...

NAB to investigate if Musharraf really imposed martial law

ISLAMABAD – The National Accountability Bureau's (NAB) executive board decided on Friday to investigate allegations against former president Pervez Musharraf of "imposing martial law"...

Dila Teer Bija song joins PTI

In a major political development, the song Dila Teer Bija, the political anthem of the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) has joined the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf...

Court maintains Imran Khan’s eligibility to complain about 2018, 2023 polls rigging

The Supreme Court on Friday maintained the eligibility of Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan to complain about rigging in the 2018 and 2023...

Nouman Ali Khan to lead far-right political coalition as nation urged to make dua...

  RAWALPINDI – The nation has been urged to make dua for the hot fantasy as Nouman Ali Khan becomes the latest Islamist entity to...

Facebook to add ‘Kafir! Kafir!’ emoji reaction amidst clampdown on blasphemous content

ISLAMABAD – In a major development, the Facebook administration has agreed to add a ‘Kafir! Kafir!’ emoji reaction to its six existing choices with...

Linguists urge military to name operation in Seraiki for optimum impact 

ISLAMABAD: The Department of Linguistics at the Quaid-e-Azam University (QAU) Islamabad has urged the military to name their future counter-terror operation in Seraiki for...

Mature Imran Khan decides to accept election results in greater national interest

Showing a maturity becoming of an emerging national leader, Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan has decided to accept the results of the 2018...

Waive off notice period as leave without pay, Pakistan tells US in resignation letter

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) ISLAMABAD/WASHINGTON – In its formal resignation letter the Foreign Office...

Pakistan declares Hafiz Saeed ‘terrorist of hearts’ ahead of Valentine’s Day

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan on Monday endorsed the United Nations' list...

National Assembly passes resolution to rename your great-grandfather

ISLAMABAD – Offended by the Indo-centric name of your great-grandfather the House on Thursday unanimously adopted a resolution to rename him and his ancestors. The...

Nawaz files watertight SC review petitions entitled ‘mujhay kyun nikala’ and ‘mera kya qasoor...

ISLAMABAD – Two of the three petitions filed by ousted prime minister Nawaz Sharif on Tuesday in the Supreme Court to review and stay...