PTI changes party motto from ‘Naya Pakistan’ to ‘Watch Till End’
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With the latest poll numbers indicating towards a stagnation in...
Afridi doing 2-minute cameos again
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KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Former captain of the Pakistan cricket team and...
‘Under PPP rule Kashmiris will only be killed by malnutrition not Hindutva mobs,’ vows...
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari on...
Newest Great Game about to start on lazy geopolitical analyst’s MS Word file
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WINDOWS 95 – The Newest Great Game to exploit the...
Analysts of fifth generation warfare enter third generation
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The analysts, experts, writers and opinion-makers whose...
Neutral venue UAE to host Indo-Pak war
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ABU DHABI/ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI – Amidst continued uncertainty over Pakistan and...
Ruling party has right to take administrative control of federal govt, says optimistic Naseem
An optimistic Federal Law Minister Farogh Naseem on Saturday said that the ruling party has the constitutional right to take control of the federal...
Punjab Police bans dying in police stations
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LAHORE – Following the increase in video clips displaying people...
Launch a religious holiday calendar before spacecrafts, Fawad tells Modi in scathing rebuke
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As India reeled from the shock and disappointment over the...
Zaid Hamid’s plan to stock up on supplies hits hurdle after Slantys (red ones)...
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Noted military theorist, voted sexiest warrior alive five years straight...
Imran takes notice of notice he took of GIDC waiver that he had signed
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Prime minister Imran Khan on Saturday took notice of the...
Resurfaced TTP issues warning against questioning success of operations in former FATA
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MIRANSHAH – A month after warning the locals against playing...
‘Lolz Endia who’s ur daddy,’ Fawad finally tweets cutting out economic, geopolitical, space crap
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ISLAMABAD – Finally succumbing to the growing pressure that he...
Despite such accurate reporting on India how does global media get it so wrong...
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – How do the same international publications that resoundingly silence Indian propaganda by unquestionable, truthful, on-ground, authentic reporting manage to propagate anti-Pakistan propaganda...
Foreign Office should enlist IR professor Tori Black’s support: Abdul Basit
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Former diplomat - and currently talk show host - Abdul...
‘Dead on Shoulders’ – Pakistan to launch 10 ml atom bomb sachets
NANKANA SAHIB/ISLAMABAD – Railways Minister Sheikh Rasheed Ahmad has warned that Pakistan has atom bombs as small as 10 ml sachets, which are best...
First Pakistani Mohamed bin Qasim must be rolling in grave over Arabs betraying fellow...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The first ever Pakistani, Mohammed bin Qasim, who...
