Nehal Hashmi laminates contempt of court notice
ISLAMABAD – After the Supreme Court (SC) on Wednesday issued another contempt of court notice against Nehal Hashmi for his latest 'inflammatory' speech targeting...
ATP to introduce tennis ‘Royal Rumble’ in clay court season to make it more...
BARCELONA – The Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) could soon be introducing its own Royal Rumble,’ an ATP official told The Dependent on the...
Govt retracts Paigham-e-Pakistan using WhatsApp’s message recalling feature
ISLAMABAD – WhatsApp has the government of Pakistan’s back allowing it to retract a message thanks to its latest feature.
With the Facebook-owned messaging app...
Virushka wedding should be seen in the larger context of Kashmir dispute: FO
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While expressing the Foreign Office’s happiness at the wedding of...
Exclusive: Leaked audio of NAB chairman flirting with “Welcome to Ufone helpline” voice menu
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Audio recordings of the Chairman of the National Accountability Bureau...
Royal wedding was good, but not as good as ‘92 World Cup Final: Imran...
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Saying that while the recently conducted Royal wedding between Prince...
‘No need to be so hard on guests like Czech model’ says man who...
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Local man Sarwar Ahmed, who has for the past two...
Amidst lull in Pakistani political market, freelancer Najam Sethi puncturing global state elections
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ATLANTA/RAIPUR – Journalist, politician, fashionista Najam Sethi, who is set...
Merciless accountability court photocopier sends Nawaz Sharif to prison 400 times
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ISLAMABAD – The merciless photocopier of the accountability court on...
Only making myself available for next 12 PSL seasons: Razzaq
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LAHORE – Having already clarified that his return to domestic...
Foreign journalists given access to Karachi Stock Exchange near site of market crash
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KARACHI – A group of international journalists as well as...
Chinese couple leaves country after neighbours send them “Chicken Chumian” and “Fried Lullipop”
In a shocking disregard for neighbourly graces, a Chinese couple left Pakistan on tuesday after their next door neighbours reciprocated their gesture of sending...
Your taaya gets own show on Bol TV
LAHORE: Sources married to your taaya informed you Saturday evening that your Taya has been offered his own show on Bol TV, which he...
Despite such accurate reporting on India how does global media get it so wrong...
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – How do the same international publications that resoundingly silence Indian propaganda by unquestionable, truthful, on-ground, authentic reporting manage to propagate anti-Pakistan propaganda...
Will keep throwing tantrums till Nawaz says he loves me back, resilient Nisar says
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ISLAMABAD – Veteran Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and former...
Why does Corrupt Patwari League think NAB is biased, asks Shehzad Saleem
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The incredibly Corrupt Patwari League is unnecessarily accusing the National...
Nawaz disqualified in ICC decision on Pakistan street cricket dispute
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The International Cricket Council (ICC) in a heartwarming gesture on...
