‘So that’s what attending my rallies must feel like,’ self-reflects Trump at Howdy Mod

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HOUSTON – Sitting in the front row as Indian Prime...

‘Big fan of your awesome PM, vote for me okay?’ Trump tells both Indian...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – In case his message was still unclear...

Pakistan trained, hid, linked to Al-Qaeda,’ PM categorically responds to amateur Bin Laden question

NEW YORK – Pakistan trained al-Qaeda, hid its chief and has maintained links with the terrorist outfit long afterwards, Prime Minister Imran Khan said...

PM Khan secures free ride back to Bani Gala in meeting with Uber Chief

Prime Minister Imran Khan who is currently on ‘Mission Kashmir’ in New York for seven days to attend the UNGA Session was able to...

New TV drama follows college days of property dealers

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A new television drama is causing quite a stir these...

Another high-profile, self-important cricketer being trained for Project Riasat-e-Madina

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAWALPINDI – Another high-profile, self-important all-rounder and former captain of...

Entire Pakistan cricket squad fails to complete fitness test after biryani ban

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The entire 20-man squad of probables for the...

Tahir-ul-Qadri announces retirement from Test marches

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) TORONTO – Pakistan Awami Tehreek (PAT) Chairman Dr Tahirul Qadri...

‘Don’t mistake our civilian economy for our military economy,’ Sheikh Rasheed warns India

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MUZAFFARABAD – Federal Minister for Railways Sheikh Rasheed Ahmed on...

Chronologically unravelling Veena to start spewing venom against artistes-turned-bots in 2027

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) TIME MACHINE – Actor, cleric, reformist, nationalist, Twitter bot, Veena...

From Ghaznavi to Ghotki, all part of 1,000-year-old conspiracy against my UNGA speech: PM...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan said that the Ghotki...

Sharifs fight over family bucket after ordering midnight deal from Boot-Panda

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – After taking an entirety to order what they...

KP govt issues province-wide order limiting all school-going female students to a maximum of...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Responding to the rise in sexual harassment incidents in Khyber...

‘I once dated a member of the royal family’ Aatish Taseer screams jumping out...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Your room - “I once dated a member of the...

‘Vanity Fair’s profile of PM Khan riddled with factual errors’, claims Bushra Maneka’s third...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Joining humans, politicians, party loyalists and other...

Malala speaks on Kashmir but was silent on pretty average Coke Studio season 11:...

Coming down harshly on Nobel Laureate Malala Yousafzai, Indian journalist and commentator Barkha Dutt has said that the former chooses to speak on Kashmir...

PTI changes party motto from ‘Naya Pakistan’ to ‘Watch Till End’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) With the latest poll numbers indicating towards a stagnation in...