Dubai apartment building council disqualifies Musharraf from residential complex elections
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DUBAI – Former military ruler of Pakistan and resident of...
Profile: These LUMS grads want to disrupt the Rs 300/year “toss” sector
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An exciting new startup founded by LUMS grads is looking...
5, types #FourthMostIntelligentNation in comments section to see full picture of woman
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The world’s fourth most intelligent nation has typed ‘5’ in...
Absurdism knocks out Cruyffism to reach Champions League final
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LIVERPOOL/AMSTERDAM – Adherents of absurdism knocked out the practitioners of...
Pakistan needs IMF Presidential system, says Hamza Abbasi
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Changing his thoughts on the matter one more time, Second...
Clerical error causes Pakistan to prematurely recognise Taliban govt in Afghanistan
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A clerical error at the Pakistani Foreign Office in the...
Naughty Hamzu steals favourite candy from Taya Abu’s Kot Lakhpat goody bag
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LAHORE – Taking advantage of the brief moment when nobody...
JS Global Capital’s Faran Rizvi named best equity trader at 14th CFA Excellence Awards
CEO of Insight Securities and veteran trader Zubair Ghulam Hussain received the runner-up award in the equity trade category.
Karachi’s National Stadium being renovated for PSL 2018 final
KARACHI: Renovation and preparations for the Pakistan Super League (PSL) third edition final are underway at the National Stadium, Karachi.
All-set to host the PSL...
ANP sends retrospective, posthumous show cause notices to Wali Khan, Ghaffar Khan
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Both Congress leader Ghaffar “Bacha” Khan and his son, NAP/ANP...
Record cigar sales bring Cuba’s bilateral trade with Sheikh Rasheed to all-time high
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HAVANA – Cuba’s economy has suffered since the election of...
Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working...
RAW scientists develop 7th generation warfare inside lab, reports Defenders of Pak
In a startling turn of events, scientists working for the Indian spy agency RAW have developed what is being called ‘7th generation warfare,’ reported...
“Jaani WTF” says Shahid Khan after waking up and reading Facebook notifications
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Waking up early on Sunday morning in the USA, Pakistani...
Alcohol was served openly in ‘70s, says Nadeem Paracha to bleeding man on street...
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Alcohol used to be served openly in Pakistan before the...
Dentists still not real doctors, clarify nation’s real doctors in wake of Alvi’s election
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Real MBBS doctors from all over the nation have come...
Self-critical Zaid Hamid files treason case against self for continued failure to wage Ghazwa-e-Hind
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LAHORE – Warrior, analyst, self-fulfilling psychic and butt witness to...
