Nation struggles with correct spelling, pronunciation and meaning of Biennale
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As Karachi’s premier social event showcasing the edgiest, most profound...
Pakistan recognises Israel after Hareem Shah accidentally pulls lever under PM’s chair
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Pakistan has inadvertently recognised the State of Israel after social...
Freelancer offering services without after-job incentives sets new bar in suicide bombing industry
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LAHORE – The fast declining suicide bombing industry was given...
FATF places Pakistan on travel bucket list
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PARIS/ISLAMABAD – The FATF has decided to keep Pakistan on...
Pakistan cricket needs experienced newcomers: Ramiz Raja
LAHORE – In his latest razor sharp critique of Pakistan cricket in ‘Ramiz Speaks’, former captain and leading commentator Ramiz Raja urged Chief Selected...
‘Won’t allow creation of autonomous Kardashian in Northern Syria’, vows Trump
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WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump launched a new defense...
‘Imran Khan has as much say in govt as I have in PML-N,’ Shehbaz...
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LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif...
Nawaz diagnosed with enlarged genuine votebank
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Former prime minister Nawaz Sharif’s predicaments increased yet again as...
Intellectual badass rebel says he prefers original version over Coke Studio version
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The nation’s cultural ecosystem was thrown into a veritable tempest...
Ghajini sequel features Amir Khan forgetting identity of mass murderer
Amir Khan has reprised his role as the protagonist of the massive 2008 Bollywood hit Ghajini in the second movie of the franchise.
In the...
Bilawal says PPP will challenge PS-11 Larkana by-poll voters
Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) Bilawal Bhutto Zardari on Friday said that PPP will challenge the result of PS-11 Larkana by-poll voters, where the party...
Duchess of Cambridge, husband conclude Pakistan visit
The Duchess of Cambridge has finally concluded her week-long visit of Pakistan. The charming royal visited Islamabad, Chitral and Lahore during the whirlwind tour....
‘Aakhri achha kar,’ Sarfaraz shouts at local tandoorwaala ahead of sixth and final kulcha
FAISALABAD – Following his team Sindh’s 66-run defeat against Northern in the ongoing National T20 Cup on Thursday, now former Pakistan cricket team captain...
Rs10/kg rise in lemon price increases India’s defence expenditure by Rs0.5 trillion
NEW DELHI – A one-sixth increase in the per kilogram price of lemons results in a one-sixth increase in India’s defence expenditure, revealed The...
Heartwarming! Royal couple wore monarchy on sleeves to show respect to Pakistan’s political culture
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ISLAMABAD – The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William...
JUI-F goons to dress up as pro-democracy protestors at massive Halloween rave in capital
ISLAMABAD – Tens of thousands of Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F) affiliated Halloween enthusiast will enter the capital on October 31, dressed up as pro-democracy...
‘Only bash Imran not selectors because it’s our turn to get selected,’ prudent Ahsan...
ISLAMABAD – Urging members and workers of his party to put forth their protest with surgical precision, senior leader of the Pakistan Muslim league-Nawaz...
