Royal couple visits ‘Peshawar’ ruins

The visiting Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on Thursday visited the ruins of an ancient, once-thriving city by the name of ‘Peshawar.’ “These are the...

After successful struggle of 23 long years, I’m exactly where I was 23 years...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Narrating his successful journey and the struggle that...

Shocked royal couple finds strange, bald, man lying in PM house hot tub

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were in for a...

OMG! Mush’s adorable military coup has grown up to be 20-year-old hottie

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – We all remember former military dictator Gen (R)...

Cabinet reshuffle delayed as PM yet not informed of his decision

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The expected delay in the reshuffle of the federal -...

Complete shutterdown in London Zones 1-4 after MQM chief charged with terrorism

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A complete shutterdown was observed in the city of London,...

Nobel Literary Prize Committee criminally ignores your heartfelt shit

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In a shocking move, the Nobel Literary Prize Committee did...

‘China Pakistan Eating Corridor’ – PM announces Chinese langar along CPEC route

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BEIJING/ISLAMABAD – After successful talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping...

‘O yahoodan’, Fazl directs casual anti-Semitism towards fly buzzing around his morning tea

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PESHAWAR – Masterfully spotting the Zionist conspiracy flying around his...

PML-N launches first ever Schrodinger’s dharna by both joining and not joining Azadi March

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Keeping up its self-avowed label of progressiveness, the...

Diplomatic crisis after speech on Islamic welfare state lands PM in Xinjiang Muslim re-education...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A severe diplomatic crisis has ensued between Pakistan and China...

So are those Tiananmen tanks effective for all body types, Imran quietly asks Chinese...

Prime Minister Imran Khan was heard asking Chinese President Xi Jinping on Tuesday whether the tanks used in Tiananmen Square in 1989 also effective...

Pakistan suffering from overdose of Akmal blood: PCB report 

A damning internal report of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has said that the team’s recent losses to a second string Sri Lanka side...

‘Galti se mistake ho gaya,’ Indian Air Force chief says after shooting down own...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – Indian Air Force chief Rakesh Kumar Bhadauria...

New Zeera Plus campaign to see Umar Akmal being dunked in large teacup at...

LAHORE – The marketing department of LU’s popular Zeera Plus biscuits is all set to launch a new promising campaign during the third T20I...

War of words between Coach, Chief selector after embarrassing loss to Sri Lanka 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The first chinks in the new Pakistan Cricket set up...

Defiant Karachi rejects centre’s plans for the city

KARACHI – Weeks after the federal government had hinted at a plan to assume administrative charge of the city under Article 149 (4) of...