Forget Kashmir, Pakistan should take up Imran Khan at the UN Security Council: Maryam...
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SARGODHA – As her rapturous rally entered the early hours...
Kashmir annexation Pakistan’s second biggest issue after Muhajirs: Zardari
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) cochairman and former president...
Kashmiris support scrapping of Article 370: report by Indian ARY and Bol
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The people of the Kashmir valley wholeheartedly support the recent...
Maryam Nawaz arrested in fitting response to Indian aggression
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Two days after the Indian government scrapped Article 370 for...
BJP revokes Article 1 of Constitution to redefine India as Union between Amit Shah...
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NEW DELHI – Amidst indefinite security lockdown in the country...
Sipah Salaar Zaid Hamid waits for nation to catch up as he gallops towards...
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LINE OF CONTROL – Armed with his favourite sword that...
#ArticleSixForBizenjo tweets man with Musharraf DP
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#ArticleSixForBizenjo tweeted a man whose twitter profile display picture is...
CNICs for all purchases above Rs 50K, FBR reminds Govt on Senate poll
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In the aftermath of the failed no-confidence motion against the...
‘Haraam to assemble Islamic parties and then use Jews to destabilize democracy’, says MMA...
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ISLAMABAD – After threatening to march on Islamabad if the...
NAB seeks money trail as Zardari’s prison AC sold on OLX through fake bank...
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ISLAMABAD – The National Accountability Bureau (NAB), the federal government...
Shahzeb Khanzada taken into custody for removing USB device before ‘safe to remove USB...
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Leading television anchor Shahzeb Khanzada, generally considered to becritical of...
Unstoppable Maryam tweets 80s news clippings to show how ‘nalaiq’ and ‘naehel’ are selected
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LAHORE – After underlining her own party’s ‘nalaiqi’ (incompetence) and...
Media Watch: “We’re getting wildly differing assessments…”
Tweedledee, tweedledum ran The Dependent’s title of an image that compared the Indian and Pakistani media’s reaction to the International Court of Justice’s verdict on Kulbhushan...
Wish I had Pakistani reporters, judges: Trump
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US President Donald Trump praised the quality of the Pakistani...
Another blot on govt’s claims of meritocracy as nation’s worst kafirs declared without due...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – In what is the latest example of what...
Persecuted men rising up against efforts to snatch their right to carry out domestic...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Calls to stage nationwide #MenToo rallies gathered pace...
Revealed: PM got crewmember to crouch in leg-space throughout flight in solidarity with suffocating...
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ON BOARD QATAR AIRWAYS – Even after Prime Minister Imran...
