Eighty percent of areas cleared from miscreant network’s influence
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Approximately 80 percent of the nation’s populace has been cleared...
Mock PIA flight latest to mock Islamabad airport
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ISLAMABAD – The first successful mock flight of PIA PK...
Pakistan does not have a “Good Raymond Davis, Bad Raymond Davis” policy: FO
Pakistan does pursues neither a Good Taliban, Bad Taliban policy nor does it pursue a Good Raymond Davis, Bad Raymond Davis policy.
These were the...
Don’t apply for job seats that aren’t vacant, Imran advises Shehbaz
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan on Thursday...
Khadim Rizvi says ‘#MeToo’ after LHC bars govt from ‘harassing’ Hafiz Saeed
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LAHORE – Tehrik Labbaik Ya Rasool Allah (TLY) Chief Khadim...
Wajid Zia wins first round of Kasauti at accountability court
ISLAMABAD – Federal Investigation Authority Additional Director Wajid Zia won the first round of the ongoing tournament of Kasauti at the accountability court on...
Private schools association starts #IAmEhsanullahEhsan campaign
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Private schools in Lahore and across the country were forced...
Mark Zuckerberg marks himself safe on Facebook after privacy scandal
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Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg marked himself safe on...
Rangers deployment increased around butthurt sentiments as Malala returns home
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LAHORE/KARACHI/ISLAMABAD/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Large contingents of law enforcement agencies, spearheaded by...
Nawaz Sharif to organise rally against Pakistani judiciary, establishment if Steve Smith not disqualified
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ISLAMABAD – Ousted Prime Minister and former president of the...
Will keep throwing tantrums till Nawaz says he loves me back, resilient Nisar says
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ISLAMABAD – Veteran Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and former...
Seemingly lenient attitude towards Rao Anwar is suspicious, says Ehsanullah Ehsan
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Justice should not only be done but also seen to...
Putin election win proves things are changing: Nawaz Sharif
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LAHORE/MOSCOW – Underscoring Vladimir’s cruise to victory in Russia’s presidential...
Changed my mind on leaving PTI after reading a lot on Amir Liaquat, says...
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The decision to leave the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf was made before...
Shocking new intelligence report reveals Khadim Hussein Rizvi used bad language during sit-in
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A shocking new report of the intelligence agencies has revealed...
Establishment not behind PTI, says caller from unknown number
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The so-called establishment or deep state, as it is also...
PTI ‘set to sweep’ Ramzan transmission seats this year
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KARACHI – After televangelist and politician Dr Aamir Liaquat Hussain...
