Pakistani press completely free, says plainclothesman sitting in newsroom
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The Pakistani news media is completely free and unfettered, said...
PTI govt to give houbara hunting license to anyone who can hunt down past...
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ISLAMABAD – After realising that granting of licenses to the...
Khokhar brothers occupy five adjoining prison cells in latest landgrab case
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Hot on the heels of obtaining pre-arrest bail, Lahore’s influential...
Military courts extended indefinitely as SC decides to focus exclusively on monitoring Filmazia content
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The federal government has decided in principle to give the...
85% of nephew high af: Afridi
ISLAMABAD – Minister of State for Interior Shehryar Khan Afridi revealed that 85 percent of his nephew who had been arrested for possessing 507...
‘Your rule only possible because of Khilafat Movement in Pakistan,’ Imran tells Khalifa Erdogan
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ANKARA – The continued rule of Recep Tayyip Erdogan only...
RAW initiates operation to assist Indian agent Nawaz Sharif fold prison cell bedding
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NEW DELHI/LAHORE – After one of its leading agents was...
Anti-Terrorism Court allows Rao Anwar one last sentimental fake encounter to mark retirement
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KARACHI – Recalcitrant police officer Rao Anwar who announced his...
‘Sorry for whatever offensive I said to you worthless pieces of sh*t,’ magnanimous Vawda...
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ISLAMABAD – Federal Minister for Water Resources Faisal Vawda on...
Upcoming channel promises brave journalism, suppression, muted journalism, financial troubles, layoffs, closure
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An exciting new entrant to the nation’s lively news media...
Will resign if world doesn’t end in 2019: Dr Shahid Masood
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In a move that has shocked his fanbase, Dr Shahid...
New Year in Pakistan to be on Wednesday, announces Ruet-e-Hilal Committee
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The head of Pakistan’s Central Ruet-e-Hilal Committee, Mufti Muneeb ur...
New year, New me, says Ehsanullah Ehsan while signing up for gym at guest...
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This is the year he is going to get back...
‘He isn’t even a real doctor’ laments petition against Arif Alvi’s election as President
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Saying that it was ridiculous that a person of such...
Adiala residents confused about whether to put up ‘Welcome back’ or ‘Happy Birthday’ banner
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The residents of Adiala jail have found themselves in a...
Can’t explain why images of Punjab Assembly pop up when one searches for ‘clueless’:...
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PALO ALTO/LAHORE – The Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Google,...
Truth hunting Fawad Chaudhry asking random pedestrians on capital streets if they’ve heard of...
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ISLAMABAD – Working overtime to fulfill his primary responsibility as...
