85% of nephew high af: Afridi


ISLAMABAD – Minister of State for Interior Shehryar Khan Afridi revealed that 85 percent of his nephew who had been arrested for possessing 507 grams of hashish was ‘high af’. Afridi’s comments come after he had claimed that action will be taken against anyone caught with drugs.

In an exclusive WhatsApp interview with The Dependent Afridi reconfirmed that he knew the exact percentages of drug possession and its prevalence in any given human body across the federal capital.

“I know precisely how much and how many students, teachers, professionals, animals use drugs. Don’t you think I’d know the stats for my own nephew? 85% high af that boy,” Afridi said.

Afridi further revealed that he had a big family because he considered the entire city of Islamabad his own family.

“That’s why I keep meddling in their businesses instead of focusing on what my business should be. So when I revealed the drugs stats for girls and boys at educational institutes, I did so out of concern because I consider them all my nieces and nephews. All druggies are family, bro – or chairpersons,” he added.

“So this is a message to anyone consuming drugs in Islamabad: whoever you are, wherever you are, I’ll find you and I’ll be there – 100%”

Meanwhile, the Minister of State for Interior has sought a report from his family members regarding the composition of his extended family tree.