Tahir-ul-Qadri rents special two-bedroom container for Imran, Zardari
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LAHORE – After Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) made it clear that...
I thought I was Imran’s faith healer, dejected Sheikh Rasheed says
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RAWALPINDI – Awami Muslim League (AML) Chief Sheikh Rasheed has...
Save Chauburji protest postponed as civil society members fail to locate Chauburji
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Lahore – Our Elite Tabqa Correspondent: The protest against the under-construction...
PTI to appeal in Supreme Court if proposal rejected
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The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has announced that it will be...
Pakistan has to take decisive action against Bannon, Wolff: White House
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White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee reiterated on Friday the consequences Pakistan has...
Pakistani jihadists rally across Pakistani streets protesting against US claims of their presence in...
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/QUETTA/PESHAWAR – Jihadist protests broke out in different parts of the country following US President Donald Trump’s tweet in which he threatened to cut...
It is Pakistan that actually gave 33 billion dollars to US, Kulbhushan Jadhav reveals...
ISLAMABAD – Convicted Indian spy Kulbhushan Jadhav on Friday rejected Washington’s propaganda against Islamabad, revealing that it is actually Pakistan that gave the US...
Behave yourself or won’t let USAID build toilets in KP, Imran warns Trump
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Coming down strongly on the recent statements against Pakistan by...
Trump goes missing under mysterious circumstances after making series of anti-establishment tweets
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Donald Trump, a politician, businessman and social media celebrity went...
Trump wins despite losing popular vote
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US President Donald J Trump has won an election despite...
Waive off notice period as leave without pay, Pakistan tells US in resignation letter
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ISLAMABAD/WASHINGTON – In its formal resignation letter the Foreign Office...
Same page number shared with forgetful civilians in Senate
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ISLAMABAD – The same page number was shared with forgetful...
Court maintains Imran Khan’s eligibility to complain about 2018, 2023 polls rigging
The Supreme Court on Friday maintained the eligibility of Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan to complain about rigging in the 2018 and 2023...
Pervez Khattak expected to be made KP CM after Tareen disqualification
Senior politician Pervez Khattak is expected to finally become the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Chief Minister following the disqualification of the previous occupant of the portfolio,...
PM Abbasi approves three-month leave for rupee-dollar stability
ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi has approved the leave request of PKR-USD stability, The Dependent has learnt.
The PKR-USD stability, in a letter...
No political alliance possible with outlaws like Musharraf: Hafiz Saeed
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LAHORE – Responding to former military dictator Gen (R) Pervez...
Jemima’s brother would have been better than this phateecher, maintains Imran Khan
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Criticising visiting London mayor Sadiq Khan for being a bit...
