National Assembly passes resolution to rename your great-grandfather
ISLAMABAD – Offended by the Indo-centric name of your great-grandfather the House on Thursday unanimously adopted a resolution to rename him and his ancestors.
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Will only accept cash in exchange for Shakil Afridi, resilient Pakistan tells US
ISLAMABAD – Resolutely turning down payments via wire transfer, PayPal and even cryptocurrencies, Pakistan has told the US that if it wants Dr Shakil...
“Invisible forces” also step on scale whenever I weigh myself, Nawaz says to doctor
An already embattled Nawaz Sharif told his doctor that “invisible forces” also step on the scale whenever he weighs himself and that he actually...
Special ‘early pension fund’ for disqualified ministers announced in federal budget
ISLAMABAD – The federal government gave due importance to disqualified pensioners in the budget announced on Friday, with 95 per cent of the 15...
North Korea to abandon nuclear bomb after South Korean president commits to sport the...
PEACE HOUSE – The leaders of North and South Korea have vowed to “write a new chapter” in their peninsula’s troubled history marred by...
Quite flattered to be even considered for caretaker PM, says Ehsanullah Ehsaan while recusing...
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Noted public intellectual and moral compass of Pakistan, Ehsanullah Ehsaan...
Industrial Revolution to blame for sexual harassment, reveals Hamza Ali Abbasi
ISLAMABAD – In a definitive research paper written entirely on social media website Twitter, scholar, researcher and scientist Hamza Ali Abbasi proved that the...
NAB to investigate if Musharraf really imposed martial law
ISLAMABAD – The National Accountability Bureau's (NAB) executive board decided on Friday to investigate allegations against former president Pervez Musharraf of "imposing martial law"...
Will tag CJ in all KP govt facebook posts to prove good governance: Khattak
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Peshawar - Khyber Pakhtunkwa Chief Minister Pervez Khattak has vowed...
Time-travelling future Imran Khan warns present Imran Khan against supporting establishment
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In a significant development in both the nation’s civil-military relations...
Zuckerberg regrets not reading Terms and Conditions before letting Congress members get elected
Facebook CEO and founder Mark Zuckerberg expressed his regret at not reading the Terms and Conditions of the Congress members that were grilling him...
SC’s next big verdict to define life after ruling Article 62 (1)(f) disqualification is...
ISLAMABAD – In a landmark verdict that will change the course of the country’s political history, the Supreme Court on Friday ruled that disqualification...
Eighty percent of areas cleared from miscreant network’s influence
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Approximately 80 percent of the nation’s populace has been cleared...
Pakistan does not have a “Good Raymond Davis, Bad Raymond Davis” policy: FO
Pakistan does pursues neither a Good Taliban, Bad Taliban policy nor does it pursue a Good Raymond Davis, Bad Raymond Davis policy.
These were the...
Non-Muslims not really kafir, says Saudi crown prince
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RIYADH – Saudi Arabia’s powerful crown prince has said that...
Don’t apply for job seats that aren’t vacant, Imran advises Shehbaz
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan on Thursday...
Salman Khan cleared to go home after diyat money paid to blackbuck’s family
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JODHPUR: Bollywood superstar Salman Khan finally got some relief at...
