Courts unimpressed with Mian Nawaz’s performance in latest weight loss project
The countries highest courts have expressed their dissatisfaction with the way in which the weight loss project of former Prime Minister Mian Nawaz Sharif...
Criticism of harassment at checkposts lowers morale of harassers, Pashtun Tahaffuz Movement told
Unrestrained an unnecessary criticism of the harassment faced by the residents of Fata and the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa is going to lead to a lowering...
New battle lines: Agriculture Division will stand by judiciary if needed
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By Imtiaz Gul
If statements from the PML-N and the Ministry...
Declaration of favourite music band compulsory before joining govt, Army and judiciary: IHC
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ISLAMABAD – The Islamabad High Court (IHC) on Friday announced...
Inspiring: Nation’s meninists cook three course meal in defiance of Aurat March
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/QUETTA/PESHAWAR – In an inspirational defiance of the hateful ideology of feminism that self-manifested in the shape of Aurat March last week, nation’s meninists...
Iran invites Pakistan to participate in Iran-Pakistan pipeline
ISLAMABAD – Iranian Foreign Minister Dr Javad Zarif on Monday invited Pakistan to participate in the Iran-Pakistan pipeline the construction of which was completed...
Political parties hiring fielding coaches for rallies
LAHORE/KARACHI/ISLAMABAD – Many of the country’s leading political parties will be hiring the services of renowned fielding coaches as the frequency of rallies increases...
Shehbaz Sharif elected as new Nawaz Sharif
ISLAMABAD: Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) on Tuesday elected Punjab Chief Minister Shehbaz Sharif as the party’s new Nawaz Sharif.
Shehbaz who had been serving as...
Operation clears upper house of miscreants’ control
A combat operation on Monday wrested away control of the upper house from the miscreants that had come to control it and have cleared...
Boots to decide elections
AABPARA – After one of them decided to fling itself into action right on the face of the former Prime Minister and former President...
Musharraf to hold court in contempt of Musharraf
If the apex judiciary does not immediately cease and desist from following up on treason cases against him, he will hold them in contempt...
Words like ‘billion’ ‘trees’ and ‘tsunami’ were not meant to be taken literally: KP...
The KP forest department has come to the defence of PTI Chairman Imran Khan’s claims that his government in the province had planted 1...
You and me outside right now, Ishaq Dar tells life
LONDON – Former Finance Minister of Pakistan, and the incumbent Finance Minister of Hearts, Ishaq Dar was seen on the brink of a brawl...
Nehal Hashmi laminates contempt of court notice
ISLAMABAD – After the Supreme Court (SC) on Wednesday issued another contempt of court notice against Nehal Hashmi for his latest 'inflammatory' speech targeting...
LHC restrains Punjab govt, centre from arresting Hafiz Saeed until FATF blacklists Pakistan
LAHORE – The Lahore High Court (LHC) on Wednesday directed the federal and Punjab governments not to arrest or put Jamaatud Dawa chief Hafiz...
ISIS social media manager arrested for misleading click baiting, FIA confirm
KARACHI – After taking the Islamic State (ISIS) social media manager into custody, the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) on Thursday confirmed that the suspected...
Shehbaz berates Hamza for not winning as many Gold Crowns as cousin Maryam
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Lahore - Punjab Chief Minister Mian Shehbaz Sharif has given...
