Attention-starved Nawaz looking for journalists to ask him about origins of 9/11 attacks
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ISLAMABAD: Beleaguered and attention-starved former prime minister and Pakistan Muslim...
PPP distributing VIP passes instead of party tickets
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KARACHI – The Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) has decided to...
Chaudhary Nisar finally uploads display picture on Tinder profile
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RAWALPINDI – After almost a year of will he, won’t...
Just because we are supporting Himayatullah Mayar doesn’t mean we are supporting Himayatullah Mayar:...
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The Awami National Party on monday came down hard on...
PML-N vetting process has ticket applicants write essay on Waris Vs Muhammadi Nehari
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Expanding upon their stringent vetting process, the PML-N has decided...
Sad that PTI ideological workers weren’t awarded tickets, says Ehsanullah Ehsan
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It is sad that the ideological workers of the Pakistan...
Phoney penchures: Every single ‘HAR tyre shop’ fake, clarifies Hasan Askari Rizvi
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE – All outlets using the title ‘HAR tyre shop’,...
Gen Bajwa calls on PM Nasirul Mulk to discuss caretaker civil-military relations
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ISLAMABAD – Army Chief Gen Qamar Javed Bajwa met interim...
Orya Maqbool Jan will always be Caretaker CM of hearts: Shireen Mazari
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Expressing disappointment at the appointment of Hassan Askari as caretaker...
The Dependent EXCLUSIVE excerpts from Reham Khan’s book!
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The Dependent has obtained a manuscript of Reham Khan's upcoming...
Reham’s book just lies because Imran Khan clearly out of Hamza, Murad Saeed’s league:...
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Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) Central Information Secretary Fawad Chaudhry on Wednesday...
Security forces seize deadly shipment of Pashteen caps headed for Lahore
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LAHORE: Security forces on Tuesday seized a deadly shipment of...
Hamza Ali Abbasi to pay defamation charges by continuing to market Reham Khan’s book
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ISLAMABAD – After Reham Khan on Monday served a defamation...
My predictions of end of PML(N) govt have been vindicated: Shahid Masood
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Noted television analyst Dr Shahid Masood has said that though...
Lt Gen Asad Durrani named caretaker anti-national
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RAWALPINDI – Pakistani Army and sections of the political parties...
PTI’s official nominees for caretaker CM Punjab now Crime Master Gogo and Orya Maqbool...
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In the latest of its infamous u-turns, the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf...
Looking for sterling candidate with qualities like Asad Durrani in the early 90s: PTI
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BY FASIH ZAKA
ISLAMABAD: Saying that the upcoming polls were of...
