Reham’s book just lies because Imran Khan clearly out of Hamza, Murad Saeed’s league: Fawad Chaudhry


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Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) Central Information Secretary Fawad Chaudhry on Wednesday came down strong on the upcoming book by Reham Khan and said it was nothing but a pile of lies.

“I mean look at the excerpts from the manuscript that we have gotten till now,” he said, while speaking to reporters at a press conference.

“It alleges that there was an affair between Imran Khan, Hamza Ali Abbasi and Murad Saeed.”

“Can you believe that? Don’t you think Imran Khan can do better,” he asked all present.

“Why would Imran Khan, who can have anyone that he wants, pick these two,” he asked.

“I mean he’s clearly, clearly out of their league. Hamza and Murad are decent-looking, and they would do okay for themselves, but only if they stay in their lane and not punch above their weights,” he said.

“I mean all present here would agree. Imran Khan is absolutely dreamy. That face…those abs…those arms, Mmmmm” he said, while his voice trailed off and eyes glazed over.

“Sorry, I’m so sorry, I lost myself there for a moment, where were we? Yes! Reham Khan’s book. Complete lies. Complete!”


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