Public must realise that writing down numbers and feeding them in computer is a...
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Expressing annoyance at the reaction that the ECP is eliciting...
Our activists are being allowed to cast only one vote, alleges Farooq Sattar
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As polling came to a close all over the country,...
PML-Q still relevant, Ch Shujat tells Subway cashier while cashing in on election day...
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After pushing along in line surrounded by a throng of...
ISPR congratulates newly elected Prime Minister
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The Inter Services Public Relations (ISPR) on Tuesday released a...
Nawaz slightly glad to miss embarrassing spectacle of entire family showing up at airport...
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As he finally landed at Lahore's Allama Iqbal International airport,...
ANP might have built those 9 univs but PTI upgraded their status by including...
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Coming down strongly against the HEC’s rejection of the PTI’s...
Local electable wishing his existence weren’t limited to single label
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SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH PUNJAB – Local electable Sher Billa* who...
Dependent survey: The party you will vote for has won the election
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The party you will vote for in the...
UET Vice Chancellor inaugurates Department of Political Engineering
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LAHORE – University of Engineering and Technology inaugurated its Department...
Haroon Hameed abducts Stephen Succur as evidence of how establishment censures media
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LONDON – After repeatedly and vociferously being asked for ‘evidence’...
Local election candidate informed what he is allowed to have for dinner tonight
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SOMEWHERE IN PUNJAB – Local election candidate who will be...
‘It’s only indirect as you can see,’ DG ISPR tells Senate committee
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ISLAMABAD – Director General of Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) Maj...
After successful World Cup, Putin confident of Russian bid to host next World War
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HELSINSKI – After winning the world over with the successful...
Shehbaz Sharif rally finally reaches Lahore airport
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Accompanied by thousands of followers, friends and family, the rally...
Taliban have no direct role in elections, maintains spokesman Khorasani
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) has “no direct...
Che Guevara T-shirt wearing Nawaz arrested at Lahore Airport by oppressive bourgeoisie
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LAHORE – Former Prime Minister of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif donning...
Crackdown on political workers wrong unless I order it: Shehbaz Sharif
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LAHORE – Dismissing allegations of having threatened local administration and...
