ISPR congratulates newly elected Prime Minister


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The Inter Services Public Relations (ISPR) on Tuesday released a statement congratulating the country’s newly elected Prime Minister.

“We would like to congratulate the new Prime Minister on his new office and look forward to having him work with us to the take the country forward” read the statement released on the 24th.

“This is a difficult time for the nation, but I think we – I mean the country, have ended up making the right choice for us – by which I mean Pakistan.”

“We would also like to congratulate the new PM on a more personal note, as we know this has been a lifelong dream of his, although we must warn him that neither this nor anything else will ever be enough to fill the empty void in his chest where his heart should be” it went on to read on a lighter note.

“We think that this is the right choice, and the new PM has already proven himself on different fields in the past so he should be able to manage what we are going to turn into a very very easy gig” it ended.