Pakistan stands with Saudi Arabia in ongoing clash with human rights
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ISLAMABAD: Pakistan has expressed its solidarity with Saudi Arabia in...
Asad Umer vows to bring back politics, dollar rate of 90s
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Expected finance minister Asad Umer vowed on Tuesday not to...
Rumours confirmed! Transporter starring Tareen to be first ISPR sponsored Hollywood film
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RAWALPINDI/LOS ANGELES – A fifth Transporter movie is in the...
Out-of-control Tareen buys out whole Little Stars Elementary School student council
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In a situation of heightened tension, a frenzied and seemingly...
‘Chaabi kho jaaye’ tweet was aimed at leaders’ crisis resolution skills: Aamir Liaquat
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KARACHI: Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) MNA-elect Aamir Liaquat Hussain apologised to...
‘Doing stupid puzzles not judiciary’s job’, CJP says after spending 9 hours on Rubik’s...
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ISLAMABAD – Throwing away the 3D combination puzzle after spending...
Hunting for independents is in line with PTI policy of spending on people, not...
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Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf leader Jahangir Khan Tareen has said that the...
Nation cautiously observes birth anniversary of first anti-estab federal politician
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A tense time in Pakistan, where the birth anniversary of...
Kaali daal price skyrockets nationwide
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LAHORE – The price of kaal daali has skyrocketed since...
Imran falls two inches short of forming coalition government
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The Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf is inches away from forming a coalition...
Rural Sindh votes anti-establishment by electing party that has governed it for half a...
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THAR – By helping the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) form...
Multi-party conference unanimously decides to both accept and reject election
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ISLAMABAD – A multi-party conference (MPC) called to devise a...
Nation rejects religious extremism by voting party that funded Taliban madrassa into power
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The nation has clarified where it stands on...
Classified strategy on 2023 poll to be retyped after alphabets in ‘ladla’ rearranged for...
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RAWALPINDI – The first draft of the classified documents for...
Was speaking of trading nuclear threats with India, Imran clarifies as NA seats begin...
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s Prime Minister elect Imran Khan, desiring to...
Completely independent Imran picks sherwani colour without establishment’s interference
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RAWALPINDI – While browsing through the WhatsApp images sent by...
Mainstreaming of strategic assets in ECP declared overwhelming success
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RAWALPINDI – The little over year old strategy of mainstreaming...
