Mother berates Nawaz for being bad influence on younger brother Shehbaz
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Blaming the abstract concept of the ‘trickle down effect’, the...
“Awww, you remembered my birthday” says Imran Khan over secure line
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“Aww, you remembered” said Prime Minister Imran Khan on Friday...
Would’ve preferred Murad Saeed singing Happy Birthday but Shehbaz’s arrest is ok too: Imran
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Gloomily stabbing at his birthday cake brought out for an...
Supreme Court halves its pending cases as ‘global conspiracy’ given 20,168 prison sentences
(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)ISLAMABAD – The Supreme Court on Thursday
found global conspiracy guilty...
‘Saudi Arabia only constructing U-turns along CPEC,’ Fawad Chaudhry clarifies
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ISLAMABAD – Pakistan said on Tuesday that Saudi Arabia would...
‘Make Pakistan grate again’ – Steve Bannon claims credit for election triumph of ‘ideological...
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ROME – Disgraced former US Presidential Adviser and an award-winning...
Self-critical Zaid Hamid files treason case against self for continued failure to wage Ghazwa-e-Hind
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LAHORE – Warrior, analyst, self-fulfilling psychic and butt witness to...
Will fix PTV employees’ teeth in exchange for forgetting PTV attack case, says President
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Will perform dental services for the employees of the Pakistan...
Symbol of Federation says enjoyed Jawani Phir Nahi Aani Part 2
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The Symbol of the Federation on Friday said that he...
It’s not the same thing, but being President dulls the pain of not being...
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Speaking in the vast but lonely expanses of a large...
Artificial Intelligence experts predict that Pak President job might be automated by as early...
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Leading artificial intelligence experts Andrew McAfee and Erik Brynjolfsson have...
Aamir Liaquat confirms availability for next Indo-Pak war
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KARACHI – Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) lawmaker Dr Aamir Liaquat has...
‘Anti-elitism’ govt to announce national holiday to celebrate minister tying own shoelaces
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ISLAMABAD – The federal government in Pakistan is planning to...
Austerity drive: Nation’s buffaloes to contribute 20% of their excretion to govt’s bullsh*t
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ISLAMABAD/KARACHI/LAHORE/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – After the sale of eight of their community...
It’s CJP-PM Dam Fund, not PM-CJP Dam Fund, wrongly imprisoned 17-yr-old corrects cellmate
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Not having patience with those who aren’t meticulous with their...
Afghans should be given citizenship, say rights activists, PCB
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Taking initiative and coming out swinging in favor of Prime...
FM Qureshi sort of glad he won’t have to hear Sushma Swaraj gloat about...
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Reacting after Pakistan lost its second game against India in...
