Journalism itself should be brutally killed but not journalists: Erdogan condemnation
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Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan came down hard on the murder...
Voltaire defended to death my right to destroy Ko Ko Korina: Momina Mustehsan
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ISLAMABAD – Responding to outrage over her rendition of Ko...
Pakistan to give 10,000 abducted journalists in aid to Saudi Arabia
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RIYADH – Prime Minister Imran Khan will give 10,000 abducted...
Pakistan continues to stand with Saudi Arabia in ongoing clash with human rights
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ISLAMABAD: Pakistan has expressed its solidarity with Saudi Arabia in...
‘Punjab Police passed my sting operation,’ reveals Haroon-ur-Rasheed
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Renowned journalist Haroon-ur-Rasheed has slammed criticism following an audio leak...
Sahibzada Jahangir turns down advisory position after being asked to bring own lunchbox to...
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ISLAMABAD – UK businessman Sahibzada Jahangir has refused to hang...
‘Your place or mine’ meant Malaysia or Pakistan, Imran clarifies to Mahathir
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ISLAMABAD – Fearing that he might’ve come on too strong...
Resilient Shehbaz vows to resoundingly defeat enemies he’s not allowed to take name of
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LAHORE – Opposition Leader in the National Assembly and Pakistan...
Three killed, several injured in Pakistan Fashion Council dispute over what colours are ‘in’...
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Lahore – Our In Correspondent: Three people have been killed and...
We saw the Ding-Dong Bubble ad again and, seriously, it’s problematic AF, says Mangobaaz
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The nation’s premiere hub of literary criticism and authors of...
‘Categorically demanded money from IMF, did not beg,’ Asad Umar reassures nation
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WASHINGTON – Finance Minister Asad Umar reaffirmed the nation that...
Govt in disarray after discovering Twitter bots can’t delete embarrassing tweets of the past
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ISLAMABAD – With the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) for years having...
Govt expels Hafiz Saeed’s concerns
ISLAMABAD – The government on Thursday expelled the concerns of the owner and manager of multiple national and international Non-Governmental Organisations (NGOs) Hafiz Saeed,...
#NoTimeToWork: Imran Khan set to complete 2-month long enactment of being prime minister
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ISLAMABAD – In a first, a play titled No Time...
CJP outraged Asad Umar didn’t consult him before inflating cost of Bhasha dam
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An outraged Chief Justice of Pakistan Mian Saqib Nisar on...
WhatsApp appointed government’s economic spokesperson
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Popular messaging service WhatsApp was appointed govt spokesperson for economics...
Govt directs ECP, NAB to ensure smooth by-polls
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The government directed on Tuesday the Election Commission of Pakistan...
