Malik Riaz erects Exit Control List replica in Bahria Town Lahore
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LAHORE – Business tycoon and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of...
Anthropologists make contact with remote, cut off tribe still thanking Raheel Sharif
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A team of anthropologists from the Quaid-e-Azam University in Islamabad...
‘Still learning discipline’ says Buzdar after stealing Punjab IG’s lunch, giving him wedgie
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Saying that he was new to the job and still...
‘Pakistan’s new e-visa policy great for travel convenience,’ says Haqqani Network
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – In a promotional video released on Tuesday,...
Saqib Nisar demands to be let back in after family ‘accidentally’ locks him out...
Former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court Saqib Nisar has demanded an immediate re-entry into his residence after he was mistakenly locked out.
"This is...
Powerful culprits will be punished this time, hopes nation that can only address its...
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DREAMLAND – The nation that can only direct any vague...
Youtuber scraping bottom of barrel accuses other Youtuber of scraping further down bottom of...
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Pakistani YouTube Zaid Ali T came down hard on fellow...
#FaadiKoKhilaoBC misread
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LAHORE – The production of the official anthem for the...
Principled PM steps down as WhatsApp group admin
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ISLAMABAD – Recalling his numerous interviews where he had promised...
No force can undo Pakistan, says Woman (#Arms Folded, #Spectacles, #Confident: Getty Images)
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Despite all the nefarious designs against it, Pakistan is here...
Imran compared to Trump by man who called Trump jackass
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Visiting US Senator Lindsey Graham, while praising Prime Minister Imran...
‘Will lead from front first thing after Qatar trip’ – PM urges nation to...
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DOHA – Urging all to take a hard earned couple...
Ugh, they keep getting worse, says Dustbin of History
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Noted global metaphor The Dustbin of History said on Friday...
‘O besharam,’ renowned analyst Hassan Nisar condescendingly tells off 2014-2018 self
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LAHORE– Renowned writer, analyst and media personality Hassan Nisar Thursday...
Nation’s stray barking dogs reporting positively to biting colleagues
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – During the early hours of Sunday, January 13...
“You all will miss me when yo….,” says Saqib Nisar before cameras abruptly move...
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Former Chief Justice Saqib Nisar has presumably said that he...
‘That man looks nothing like my dealer,’ clarifies Afridi
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ISLAMABAD – Minister of State for Interior Shehryar Khan Afridi...
