Can’t even think of joining BJP, says Fawad Chaudhry
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Rubbishing rumours of joining the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP),...
‘Indian Air Force attack nowhere near JeM hideout,’ says Khattak
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ISLAMABAD – Rubbishing Indian propaganda in the aftermath of Tuesday’s...
Downed Indian pilots defect after seeing toilets for first time
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Two Indian pilots captured by the Pakistan armed forces have...
Gondal transferred again in tough response to Indian Air Force attack
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Former DPO Pakpattan Rizwan Gondal was once again transferred by...
After killing Jaish-linked trees, India threatens to destroy ozone layer surrounding JeM hideouts
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NEW DELHI – In a move that is set to...
Anti-vaxxer Fawad Khan also anti-gun control
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LAHORE/WASHINGTON – After suspicions arose over the fact that the...
South Asian environmentalist jingoist worried climate change might destroy enemy before him
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SOUTH ASIA – A self-avowed environmental activist in South Asia...
Vengeful India launches surgical strike on ‘Tere Mast Mast Do Nain’, ‘Dil Diyan Gallan’
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NEW DELHI – After spotting two key strategic hideouts of...
India to provide ‘conclusive proof’ against Pakistan in Vicky Kaushal starrer Bollywood film Chirya...
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NEW DELHI – The Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) government is...
Panic in Pakistan as India withholds strategic Total Dhamaal reserves
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A crisis has erupted in Pakistan as neighbouring India has...
Qureshi contacts UN for deescalation with India, maybe get nephew job at UN
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Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi has written to the Secretary...
Pakistan, India on brink of Taher Shah-Dhinchak Pooja duet
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ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI – Amid growing hostility between the two South...
Touched by ‘ambassador’ statement, Imran Khan asks MBS to consider him Prime Minister in...
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ISLAMABAD – After confirming that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin...
Shocked MBS finds Wajahat S Khan lying in PM house hot tub
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Saudi Arabia Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman was in for...
Deals with ‘liberal’ Crown Prince MBS spark concerns over spread of Saudi funded radical...
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ISLAMABAD/RIYADH – Given the history of Saudi Arabia financing radicalism...
Questions raised over PM’s pre-election vow of handsomeness after failure to charm IMF chief
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ISLAMABAD/DUBAI – Prime Minister Imran Khan has been accused of...
FIA to arrest Google translate for helping Pashteen write NYT OP-Ed
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The Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) has announced that it will...
