PCB appoints Shahid Afridi head of non-cricket committee

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – After former captain Misbahul Haq was given the...

‘It’s not just Cristiano Ronaldo’s celebration that I’ve been copying’, boasts Imad Wasim

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ABU DHABI – Following his match winning performance against Australia...

PCB forms special committee to keep Abbas away from dope, tableeghis, Mohammed Asif

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has formed a...

‘Responsible Pakistani’ Usman Khawaja donates Dubai ton to dams fund

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ABU DHABI – Inspired by Chief Justice Saqib Nisar, Pakistan-born...

NAB to go after ‘corrupt’ Jayasuriya

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The National Accountability Bureau (NAB) is likely to...

Sarfraz asks teammates to follow on as they make their way to team bus

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Pakistan captain Sarfraz Ahmed on Thursday asked his...

Bilal Asif among overseas Pakistanis influenced by Imran Khan’s speech: PTI

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Pakistan’s debutant offspinner Bilal Asif, who tormented the...

Pakistan pick 11 players, seven benchwarmers for Australia Tests

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has generously selected...

PCB demands Bangladeshis, Afghans be given nationalities immediately

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has demanded that Prime Minister...

Calamitous Asia Cup exit gave nation much needed distraction from political crises: Sarfraz

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Following back to back resounding defeats against India,...

Freed Nawaz can save nation’s middle-order batting: PML-N

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) is hopeful that...

Asia Cup: Musharraf declared Player of the Tournament for openly playing with Pakistan’s Constitution

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Veteran player Gen (R) Pervez Musharraf on Sunday...

Afghans should be given citizenship, say rights activists, PCB

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Taking initiative and coming out swinging in favor of Prime...

Next Asia Cup to feature five Indo-Pak matches before actual tournament begins

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – The Asian Cricket Council (ACC) has confirmed that...

Dedicated Pakistani cricketers create practice pitches as hairstyle sides for Asia Cup 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – In line with the visible work ethic that...

Sexist, racist linesperson calls Serena Williams’ serve wide

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – The women’s final of the recently concluded...

Imad Wasim buys new hairband, sunglasses for future fitness tests

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After missing out on the squad for the...