Absurdism knocks out Cruyffism to reach Champions League final

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LIVERPOOL/AMSTERDAM – Adherents of absurdism knocked out the practitioners of...

‘True patriot Khawaja deliberately performed poorly to be dropped for Pakistan Tests,’ tweets No...

RAWALPINDI/PERTH – Maintaining that Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja is continuing to perform his duty as a ‘true patriotic Pakistani’ this year, the nation’s number...

PCB urges JUI-F to implement Plan C inside Rawalpindi Cricket Stadium next month

LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Taking no chances with the crowd for the first Test match to be held on Pakistani soil for over a decade, the...

Karachi’s National Stadium being renovated for PSL 2018 final

KARACHI: Renovation and preparations for the Pakistan Super League (PSL) third edition final are underway at the National Stadium, Karachi. All-set to host the PSL...

Man who captained Pakistan to World Cup win and then shut up about it...

LAHORE – Younis Khan, the man who led Pakistan to their only World Cup triumph in the shortest, and the most popular, version of...

Pakistan physiotherapist Cliffe Deacon listed as batting all-rounder after holding bat for 7 minutes

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DURBAN – The Pakistan team management in the ongoing tour...

‘Not performing because of incompetent team including Akram plus and Miandad plus,’ says captain

ISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s captain has criticised his team for continued failures saying that he does not have the personnel required to do well. In...

Mediocre club from Manchester urged not to copy mighty Islamabad United

MANCHESTER/ISLAMABAD/DUBAI – An average sports side from England has been asked to stop being a counterfeit and not copy the world renowned Islamabad United...

Abid Ali destabilising team by scoring runs: Inzamam-ul-Haq

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Ex-captain and former chief selector of Pakistan cricket...

Cricket fans commemorate June as Pakistan repeat T20 World Cup win in blessed month

ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI – Three days after the historic Champions Trophy win in England, the Pakistan cricket fans continue to observe the month of June, as...

War of words between Coach, Chief selector after embarrassing loss to Sri Lanka 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The first chinks in the new Pakistan Cricket set up...

Dedicated Pakistani cricketers create practice pitches as hairstyle sides for Asia Cup 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – In line with the visible work ethic that...

Faheem Ashraf can become a great all-rounder if he learns how to bat and...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BRISTOL – Pakistan bowling coach Azhar Mahmood believes Faheem Ashraf...

‘Parchi Imam scoring runs just so his uncle can keep selecting him,’ reveals Yahya...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Renowned investigative sports journalist Yahya Hussaini, known for...

Self-respecting hockey team won’t win till you can name 3 current Pakistan players without...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) YOUR CONSCIENCE – The burden of the revival of the...

Imad Wasim buys new hairband, sunglasses for future fitness tests

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After missing out on the squad for the...

Sethi ‘hopeful’ after Sri Lanka visit, Nawaz Sharif and Ishaq Dar will tour Pakistan...

LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Najam Sethi on Monday said that after Sri Lanka's successful visit to Lahore for a Twenty20 international...