Evidence shows Indian airstrikes dented Pakistan’s most radical group ‘Lahore Qalandars fans’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE/BALAKOT – While Pakistani and international media continues to churn...

Germany score late 1179th minute winner against South Korea at Munich Airport

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MUNICH – The defending FIFA World Cup champions Germany scored...

PSL final was okay but not as good as ‘92 World Cup final, says...

Speaking to reporters at his residence in Bani Gala, chairman of the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf Imran Khan said that the final match of the Pakistan...

Barca ghost set to overtake Cristiano Ronaldo’s La Liga goal tally

VALENCIA: After scoring his first goal in his first appearance this season in the league on Sunday, Barcelona ghost is now only one goal...

PSL technically not international cricket, party-popping moron tells nation

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – The Pakistan Super League does not technically qualify...

In form Mohammed Amir makes £81 on time it would take for Junaid Khan...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Continuing his amazing run of form over the...

Water shortage bigger threat than spot-fixing: Mohammed Asif

LAHORE – Pakistan fast bowler Mohammed Asif said water scarcity is emerging as a grave threat to the survival of the country, but unfortunately...

PCB forms special committee to keep Abbas away from dope, tableeghis, Mohammed Asif

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has formed a...

McCullum purchases tickets for Qalandars squad as Lahore playoffs passes go on sale online

LAHORE – Lahore Qalandars captain Brendon McCullum has purchased the tickets for his entire playing squad and team management, after tickets for the Pakistan...

‘Parchi Imam scoring runs just so his uncle can keep selecting him,’ reveals Yahya...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Renowned investigative sports journalist Yahya Hussaini, known for...

Pakistan set to host Formula 55 Helicopter Grand Prix as new sport introduced

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan will be the first country to host...

Privileged to be part of historic Test where we’ve all to lose and nothing...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBLIN: Pakistan skipper Sarfraz Ahmed on Wednesday said it is...

Shehzad, Akmal provide unique challenge for Pakistani bowlers: Sarfraz

PORT OF SPAIN – Amidst accusations of regressing with opting for Ahmed Shehzad and Kamran Akmal for the ongoing T20 series against the West...

One-year ban ‘too harsh’ for ball tampering, says Mohammed Asif

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – Former Pakistan fast bowler Mohammed Asif has...

Can transform ‘faulty’ Rahul Gandhi into world class politician with 2 weeks of coaching:...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Former Pakistan all-rounder Abdul Razzaq believes India’s Rahul...

Won’t let Arsenal fans miss Wenger, vows Emery

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Removing fears that he might endeavour to carve...

FIFA World Cup: Veteran Own Goal early favourite for Golden Boot

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SAINT PETERSBURG – Although Portuguese Cristiano Ronaldo narrowed the top...