Nation taking pride in man’s ability to steal wives also maintains man ‘Sadiq and...
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ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The nation that has continued to ooze with...
Imran returns from US with fake American accent, swears to cousins he has American...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan returned from his three day working...
Would-be civilian traitor links sensitive Pakistani agency to Bin Laden raid
WASHINGTON/ISLAMABAD – Would-be civilian traitor Imran Khan on Tuesday accused Pakistan’s premier sensitive agency of providing the US with a lead that helped them...
CNN, FOX News served show cause notices for not airing historic PM airport arrival
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Two of the top cable news networks in the US,...
PM to stand right behind conductor in order to save even more money for...
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Prime Minister Imran Khan has taken the decision not to...
All future economic team members will have ‘Skip Ad’ option to enable quicker staff...
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In a move aimed at increasing efficiency and to speed...
Efficient ECP compiles former Fata districts poll results before polls
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An efficient and revamped Election Commission of Pakistan (ECP) has...
Amateur laundering method reported in Daily Mail not good enough to launder £500million: Shehbaz
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LAHORE/LONDON – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Shehbaz Sharif has...
Videos of ICSID tribunal being prepared as part of Pakistan’s appeal against Reko Diq...
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ISLAMABAD/WASHINGTON – After the International Centre for Settlement of Investment...
Hafiz Saeed’s $10 million bounty deposited to The Trump Organization
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WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump on Wednesday hailed himself...
‘Jadhav tie to be decided by Super Over, violation of boundaries,’ says controversial ICJ...
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THE HAGUE – After both Pakistan and India celebrated the...
Govt mulling replacing FBR chief it would appoint after replacing Shabbar Zaidi
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The federal government is reportedly considering replacing the Federal Bureau...
Reko Diq decision: Yes billion with a ‘b’, int’l arbitrators clarify to Pakistan
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The International Centre for Settlement of Investment Disputes (ICSID) has...
I am employed, get paid more than what I deserve and then they say...
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Shouting down critics of the government’s economic policies, Spokesperson to...
‘A light has gone out of our lives,’: PM on Sufi Muhammad’s demise
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An emotional prime minister said on Friday that with a...
World Cup-less Messi launches Argentina Tehrik-e-Insaf with anti-corruption drive in Copa America
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BUENOS AIRES – Legendary forward and captain of Argentina football...
‘Fayyaz Chohan can represent unevolved human species but not us,’ say nation’s wildlife and...
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LAHORE – Nation’s wildlife, fish and trees have announced a...
