Further pettiness: Hamid Mir also renamed Kashmir Underpass
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In its latest action against critical journalists, the ruling Pakistan...
CSS-qualifier’s self-leaked essays lead to scathing indictment of FPSC standards
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The Federal Public Service Commission (FPSC) has become the target...
Pakistan gives equal response to India’s undemocratic, unilateral extension
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ISLAMABAD – Amidst cries of the anti-nationals, who have been...
Sarfraz Ahmed given three-year extension to ensure continuity in light of regional challenges
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ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan has approved an extension...
‘I’m a proud member of Lashkar-e-Taiba,’ says non-state actor Hamza Ali Abbasi
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ISLAMABAD – Renowned non-state actor Hamza Ali Abbasi has retorted...
Axcuse Me guy called out for not making video on climate change
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Social media sensation Waseem Hassan Sheikh, more popularly known as...
UNSC, OIC upload red facebook displays in strong response to Kashmir situation
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The United Nations Security Council (UNSC) and the Organisation of...
Could solve Kashmir if PTI given one chance at Indian federal govt, says Imran
Prime Minister Imran Khan said on Friday that it would be unreasonable to expect his government to effectively solve the Kashmir problem because the...
‘Apun ke area mein ghuss ke dikha,’ local bhai warns rival gang after accepting...
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YOUR AREA – The loudest thug from your area, the...
Another diplomatic win for Pakistan as Stone Cold Steve Austin wishes nation ‘Happy Independence...
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ISLAMABAD/NEW YORK – Pakistan’s efforts to gain diplomatic support amidst...
Another setback for opposition as NAB arrests Zakoota Jinn from PM Secretariat
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ISLAMABAD – After recent reports of the guards at the...
Democrats set to pass bills in US Senate despite minority using ‘Pakistan Senate formula’
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WASHINGTON – Despite a 45-53 minority, the senators affiliated with...
Record cigar sales bring Cuba’s bilateral trade with Sheikh Rasheed to all-time high
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HAVANA – Cuba’s economy has suffered since the election of...
‘Rogue govts in New Delhi and Islamabad detrimental for regional peace’, warns ISIS
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – As tensions between India and Pakistan simmer...
National Security Committee reaches unanimous consensus on surgical baddua for India
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ISLAMABAD – After having already resolved to downgrade Islamabad's diplomatic...
People of Kashmir support army and have rejected PTM propaganda: Modi
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Indian Prime Minister Narinder Modi has come down strongly on...
PPP’s fact-finding committee to investigate which party leaders backed Sanjrani last year
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ISLAMABAD – The Pakistan Peoples’ Party (PPP) has formed two...
