Record breaking regret wave in Karachi as citizens recall all donkey jokes made at...
Relief camps have been set up all over Karachi as the Sindh government struggles to deal with the record breaking wave of regret which...
Gen Zia praised me for constructing road to disqualification: Nawaz Sharif
ISLAMABAD – Giving himself the credit for laying a network of motorways across the country, ousted prime minister Nawaz Sharif on Thursday said former...
Can switch parties, nation’s political dogs clarify
ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Dismissing Pakistan Tehik-e-Insaf (PTI) Chief Imran Khan’s allegations of unflinching loyalty, nation’s political pet dogs said that they are perfectly capable of...
Special ‘early pension fund’ for disqualified ministers announced in federal budget
ISLAMABAD – The federal government gave due importance to disqualified pensioners in the budget announced on Friday, with 95 per cent of the 15...
Quite flattered to be even considered for caretaker PM, says Ehsanullah Ehsaan while recusing...
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Noted public intellectual and moral compass of Pakistan, Ehsanullah Ehsaan...
Pakistan to develop first cloud-based storage for disqualified parliamentarians
ISLAMABAD – The National Telecommunications Corporation (NTC) on Wednesday signed an agreement with DQware Inc (DQW), an inventor in digital space for the disqualified,...
Selfish Pashtun nationalist demands disproportionate access to nation’s courts for his ethnicity
In a stark move of racist xenophobia and selfishness, Pashtun leader Manzoor Pashteen is demanding for his ethnicity a disproportionate access to the nation’s...
Bro can’t join PTI now that everyone expects me to, Nisar tells Imran
ISLAMABAD – Now that his joining the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has become a mere formality, Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and former Interior Minister...
I was forced on PPP, claims Bilawal
ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari has said that the PPP did not choose to him rather he was brought upon...
NAB to investigate if Musharraf really imposed martial law
ISLAMABAD – The National Accountability Bureau's (NAB) executive board decided on Friday to investigate allegations against former president Pervez Musharraf of "imposing martial law"...
Will tag CJ in all KP govt facebook posts to prove good governance: Khattak
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Peshawar - Khyber Pakhtunkwa Chief Minister Pervez Khattak has vowed...
Time-travelling future Imran Khan warns present Imran Khan against supporting establishment
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In a significant development in both the nation’s civil-military relations...
Courts summon Inzamam ul Haq to ask ‘Faadi ko kyun nahi khilatay?’
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Their lordships of the higher courts have summoned Pakistan cricket...
Where was Manzoor Pashteen when Mian Sb was breaking my heart, asks Nisar
Manzoor Pashteen says that he has legitimate demands but his own personal conduct has been problematic. These were the views of former PML(N) leader...
SC’s next big verdict to define life after ruling Article 62 (1)(f) disqualification is...
ISLAMABAD – In a landmark verdict that will change the course of the country’s political history, the Supreme Court on Friday ruled that disqualification...
Honestly no way to check who viewed your Facebook profile, Zuckerberg tells US Senators
WASHINGTON – Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg says he accepts responsibility for the social network’s failure to tell its users who has viewed their profile,...
Privatisation Commission announces trophy hunting scheme on Markhor-themed PIA planes
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The Privatisation Commission of Pakistan has announced a trophy hunting...
