FATF assures to move Pakistan off greylist as long as action taken against Cyril...
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International anti-money laundering and terror financing watchdog Financial Action Task...
Govt orders inquiry into how (still running) govt ad got aired
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Taking strict action against a government advertisement still being run...
‘Any bullet targeting my buddy Salman would have to go through me,’ maintains Imran
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RIYADH – Prime Minister Imran Khan has said he won’t...
‘Not falling in love with me is an act of treason,’ confirms CJP
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LAHORE – Finally cutting to the chase in what he...
Courts rush to evict criminals as nation’s sole honest man out of country
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ISLAMABAD – Nation’s courts were on Wednesday looking to release...
Jaani WTF, asks Imran Khan over secure line
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While expressing concern over the release of former prime minister...
Asad Umer puts online ad for A-levels economics tutor ‘for son’
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The Federal Minister for Finance, Economic Affairs, Revenue and Statistics...
Govt encourages people to set up donation funds for new, higher gas bills
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In the wake of the 143 pc tariff that the...
Personal tragedy should not be, except when, I mean, hold on, well, I know,...
Personal tragedy should not be, except when, I mean, hold on, well, I know, but, said Hamza Abbasi on Saturday.
Speaking to reporters at a...
Asad Umer on emergency visit to avail Nigerian prince’s offer of donation to dam...
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ISLAMABAD AIRPORT: Finance Minister Asad Umer, in a hurried conference, informed...
Channel 24 shamelessly censors news of Asma-from-hospital given charge of Dam Fund
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In a brazen display of media power, popular television Channel...
Asma-from-hospital appointed economic advisor on dam fund collection
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ISLAMABAD – Filling the growing vacuum created following resignations from...
“Jaani WTF” says Shahid Khan after waking up and reading Facebook notifications
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Waking up early on Sunday morning in the USA, Pakistani...
Ehsanullah Ehsaan decides to accept EAC position “with reservations”
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“I am not qualified”
Noted social worker Ehsanullah Ehsaan has decided...
Yes, you can build megadam through donations, says Agha Waqar
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Noted scientist Agha Waqar has rubbished away all doubts about...
Mike Pompeo plays Never Have I Ever with civil-military leadership
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ISLAMABAD – US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo on Wednesday...
‘Only had ketogenic burgers and drinks during NAB court hearing,’ defensive Nawaz claims
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ISLAMABAD – After being caught eating burgers and soft drinks...
